I understand it was humor, no offense taken.
The funny thing is, vodka can be used for so many things. Do a GOOGLE search and you'll be amazed at what it will do.
Repeated treatments of items that cost a few bucks add up to one simple bottle of vodka.
Coca-Cola, ketchup, toothpaste, peanut butter all have very unique uses that DO work. Other stuff that they sell just dosen't work.
Peanut butter rubbed into the black plastic trim on your truck mirrors, front bumper, will make them look like new. And it lasts! Other items last a week or so and then need to be reapplied.