Hilarious

[hammersley]

After nearly 35 years of marriage, my wife and I were lying in bed one evening, when I felt her begin to fondle me in ways she hadn't done in quite some time. It almost tickled as her fingers started at my neck,and then began moving down past the small of my back. She then caressed my shoulders and neck, slowly working her hand down over my chest, stopping just over my lower stomach. She then proceeded to place her hand on my left inner arm, caressed past the side of my chest again, working down my side, passing gently over my buttock and down my leg to my calf. Then, she proceeded up my inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of my leg. She continued in the same manner on my right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As I had become quite aroused by this caressing, I asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"



"I found the remote," she mumbled.

 

[Boomer II]

Sad but true.

 

[DJW]

Hammer, we keep our remote on a chain, to avoid any unintended encounters.

 

[PToombs]

DJW, that's a good idea! I'll have to try that! :-laf

 

[bigdaddydieseldan]

After nearly 35 years of marriage, my wife and I were lying in bed one evening, when I felt her begin to fondle me in ways she hadn't done in quite some time. It almost tickled as her fingers started at my neck,and then began moving down past the small of my back. She then caressed my shoulders and neck, slowly working her hand down over my chest, stopping just over my lower stomach. She then proceeded to place her hand on my left inner arm, caressed past the side of my chest again, working down my side, passing gently over my buttock and down my leg to my calf. Then, she proceeded up my inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of my leg. She continued in the same manner on my right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As I had become quite aroused by this caressing, I asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"



"I found the remote," she mumbled.

funny :-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf



but I guess it sucks to be you at that point

 

[SHobbs]

Oh now that is so wrong.