HOOTERS now has home delivery!!!!!!!!!!

[TORQUE THIS]

They call the service KNOCKERS... :-laf

 

[Jeff H]

:-laf

Oo.

 

[HOBrian]

 

[HoleshotHolset]

I think the decision to expand the business was wise. The marketing team is really top notch at Hooters - wow!



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Attached is one of my favorite pictures - it's me with the Hooters of Taipei girls.



Matt

 

[midlife crisis]

Thats all well & good... but Taipei? Is it true Chihuahua tastes like chicken?

 

[HoleshotHolset]

Is it true Chihuahua tastes like chicken?

Have you ever seen the movie "The Matrix"? The 'matrix' isn't perfect you know - sometimes it messes up. When non-chicken meat tastes just like chicken... that's an error message, or a Blue Screen of Death. That's why a lot of things taste like chicken - they spent too much time fine tuning the rest of the 'matrix' and not enough time on different tasting meat.



I'd like to meet the committee that formed to decide what meats should taste like. There can't be a single Indian person in that whole group. If there was... everything would taste like Garam Masala.



Matt

 

[PLaFrombois]

Do you know if it would be possible for the customer, not only to order their food, but also be able to order the delivery "Hooter"?



I'm not any type of Hooters expert, like Matt, but where are the resturants that those girls from the calendar work? I've not seen any that really come close. Of course, I only go for the food.



Matt, maybe you could help with this mystery.





Paul

 

[DHRA]

I finally saw where you go that Torrque, my favorite publication!

 

[duaneparks]

Do you know if it would be possible for the customer, not only to order their food, but also be able to order the delivery "Hooter"?



I'm not any type of Hooters expert, like Matt, but where are the resturants that those girls from the calendar work? I've not seen any that really come close. Of course, I only go for the food.



Matt, maybe you could help with this mystery.





Paul

I'm not Matt, but I can help. Head on down to the Hooters in Stafford, TX. It's about 300 yards from where I'm sitting. Granted, only one of the calendar girls *used* to work there, but nowadays they are purty in that restaurant. (I'm referring to the person on the left )

 

[TORQUE THIS]

I finally saw where you go that Torrque, my favorite publication!

And just what would that publication be??????? :-laf

 

[HoleshotHolset]

I'm not any type of Hooters expert, like Matt, but where are the resturants that those girls from the calendar work?

Paul - just because I have a "Hooters of Taiwan VIP card" doesn't make me an expert. Nonetheless, I'll attempt to answer your query.



At a typical photoshoot - there are numerous people in charge of taking the subject material and dressing it up. By dressing up, I'm talking - clothes, makeup (LOTS OF IT!), oil, filter, grease - the whole nine yards. The amount of spackle that the average Hooters girl plasters on her face for a photoshoot should be illegal.



With all of that in mind, you have to take into account the GIGO factor. Garbage In = Garbage Out You have to start with a nice canvas to end up with a good painting... or else you can use a LOT of paint to mask the defects.



Catch my drift?



Also, the ideals set forth by the average calendar girl are simply unattainable on a daily basis by most women. Like I've said before - if you lower your standards, the amount of maintenance drops significantly. :-laf



Matt

 

[DHRA]

:-laf

 

[JoshPeters]

When I lived in Kissimmee Florida... . there were 2 gals that did the calander. The worked at the Hooters we were regulars at. Towards the end... they knew exactly what we wanted to eat and drink when we came in. (had to clarify, you know what we REALLY wanted ) Great gals, one was going to UCF and the other hated it there and wanted to move. I tried to talk her in to comming back to MN with me..... she wouldn't do it.



Josh

 

[HoleshotHolset]

I tried to talk her in to comming back to MN with me..... she wouldn't do it.

You talked about bowling, didn't you? Maybe it was the pocket protector... yeah, that'll do it. :-laf



Matt

 

[JoshPeters]

Actually it was the Cold weather that kept her away! I promised to keep her warm!



Bowling is a sport of great concentration! Not everyone can bowl a 300! (I'm still workin on it!)



I didn't have my pocket protector then! I wasn't a full fledged Car Nerd then!



Josh

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

I thought Tim's were the hooters experts? Heck half of them are in this pic ... well that and ONE Joe LOL!



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[Elite1]

Yep, they deliver alright... I ordered some wings the other night, opened the door and this is what I saw!





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[HoleshotHolset]

... help me complete my fantasy - tell me those gals holding the plate of wings are standing near a diesel powered __________. (Fill in the blank... it doesn't matter what it is - so long as it's compression ignition!)







Matt

 

[PLaFrombois]

Matt, I'm glad you mentioned the plate of wings, because I had to look another couple of times before I actually say it.



Paul