how many posts have YOU made?

[hdm48]

Ok, I'm sitting here looking at all the stuff going on and my beloved wife looks over my shoulder and says,,"YOU'VE MADE 341 POSTS?" What could you possibly find to talk about 341 times?

I tried to reassure her that I wasn't talking about the same thing over and over. But that kind of reasoning doesn't fly with members of the female persuasion. So, captian intelegence says something profound and stupid at the same time,, REALLY, honey,, there is all kinds of stuff to talk about here. We're talking about trucks.

She replies, 341 times? There aren't 341 parts in that truck, are there?

I have come to the conclusion that she thinks talking about trucks is akin to looking at the pictures in a playboy magazine.

I mean, really, JUST LOOK AT THAT TURBO,, UH HUH, UH HUH, OH YEA BABY.

I did try to point out a certain member that has posted almost 1600 times. Well, that got the usual. Maybe he doesn't have a life, you do. Now go mow the lawn.

But honey, it's almost midnight.

Oh sure, you'll use any reason won't you.



I give up:{



Dave

 

[BushWakr - RIP]

... I'm going to ignore the post count reference... ...



Try this Dave, "... . gee honey, would you rather I sat at the bar at night and came home all snapped up????



OR.....



Listen dear, this is an intellectual exchange of complex data, ranging from the factual to the theoretical and hypothetical in nature. It requires a great deal of detail and clarification, let alone the experimental fields of conversation that require lots of research... surely you want me to expand my horizons and my mind???? You WOULD rather I better'd myself than just sit on the couch... . ????

Besides we're just taking a page from the womans point of view... we're exploring the various emotional aspects and feelings surrounding the hobby.



Oh baby, I'm hot AND in "the zone" tonight... .





Ok, you guys add your answers here and lets see if we can get 'ole Dave out of his pickle jar with the missus...



Pastor bob.

 

[Greenleaf]

I feel you'r pain... ..... :-{} I'm pulling for ya. Were all in this together

 

[Crash_AF]

Ask her how many phone calls she's made since March of 2001 :-laf



If that doesn't work, nothing will...



Later,

Joe H

 

[cfarrar]

I'm still lookin' for one of those females to worry about what I'm doing!



This makes one more post for me

 

[KEENO]

Hey Dave... ...



Tell the wife not to worry. If you hang around here long enough..... We'll change servers a few more times and your post count will be adjusted accordingly.



To the negative... ...



Just ask "illflem"!



KEENO

 

[willyslover]

tell her she has her soap opera now go away and leave me to mine... .



sniff sniff he just pulled that wire off and the turbo blew up sniff sniff and tomorrow's posts will be a new problem with all the help needed we can give sniff sniff



and my TV is just a little different than yours. . that one always works here ya right

 

[Dfeland]

Well as far as I can tell all women talk about is what men do when they are cackling in the hen house. So I don't feel to bad about actually having something to say that has some substance(oh lord please don't let my wife read this ) and a topic that is not considered "gossip".