Hows your mother-in-law?

[Whitmore]

Happiness is seeing your motherinlaws picture on a milk carton



The deffinition of mixed emotions is watching your motherinlaw drive over a cliff in your new truck :{ :{ :{ :{

 

[The patriot]

That would be a good begining... .

 

[Papa Joe]

My M-I-L is a stout person. She'd cover my back in a heart beat. Vice versa.



Wanna talk about my ex-wife... ... ... ... ? Hoo-boy !!

 

[sdalton]

If I told all of you how she really was, then yall wouldnt be getting any sleep either. She makes the "wicked witch of the West" look like the tooth fairy. It would take about 2-3 hrs of typing to just scratch the surface of what she has done to my marriage and her other kids marriages. SHE IS TRULY ONE OF THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET, and I have been a police officer for over 9 yrs. In the worst parts of Houston.

 

[Bigsaint]

I love mine soooo much that I named a gauge after her, it rides on the trucks exterior, as she would, if I ever let her take a ride in Baby Huey.



Scott W.

 

[Bill Lins]

My MIL likes my truck, fishing, & stock car racing- shoulda married HER!

 

[LSMITH]

Mine is great, no complaints whatsoever.

 

['956Wheel]

Mine WAS a big time control nut... ... wifey decided to "disconnect", when the timing was right we got back in touch to a lady that knew her place... ... ..... she's nice as could be. Yes, it was hard to do but worth it!



Mike

 

[Steve St.Laurent]

I lucked out too. Get along great with my M-I-L and my F-I-L. In fact I get along better with my F-I-L than my own dad.

 

[Rammin On]

I too have a great MIL and FIL ... . if I were many years younger ... I woulda been chasing after my MIL ... hee hee ... she's one hot lady! She even said at T-Day dinner ... "Will you marry me to" ... I bit my tongue and said ... in a heartbeat! Wife had a look on her face ... . FIL was just



Life is good!!Oo. Oo. Oo.

 

[The patriot]

The FIL is a great guy. He is long divorced form my wifes mother. Smart too!

Unfortunatly he moved to Fla a long time ago. Also he has recently found that he has cancer in his spine. That will be a crappy way to go.

The MIL is the opposite of everything I believe in. Claims to be a "Christian" etc. etc. She DOES NOT live a life that a Christian would. I dont want to be critical of her, but it kind of burns me when she's talking to someone, and acts all religious. What B. S.

She is also the authority on everything in your life. It's both hilarious and hypocritical (sp?) that her life is all *F*ed up, but she knows what you should do.

Eric

 

[Greg Boardman-RIP]

Now for those of you that say MIL is great, Wifey must be standing there Just kidding. (mine is here ) Two words discribe my MIL... ... ENVIRO-MENTAL WACKO. She heads up a coalition of Sierra, Greenpeace, ect. , ect. ,ect... ... . They named themselves Eco-link. Watch out for these guys. They think they are going to shut down the Port of Los Angeles. Cause; Fumes from diesel exhaust is killing over 2500 people a month in Long Beach. I told her that in ten years I'll move back Now she wants to have me sell my truck..... I'm gonna have her commited.

Really she is a great lady... I am one lucky guy...

 

[klenger]

She was a wonderful lady and I loved her dearly. She went to be with the Lord last August.

 

[Old Man]

M I L

They named a place in North Carolina after my M I L..... ROARING GAP

 

[nascar]

My M-I-L is great. She can have a dirty mind sometimes like mine She spoils my daughter too much. That's a grandmother thing!

 

[Okie-Go]

I'm with Klenger on this one. Mine left us last July. I actually got along with her better than I do my own Mom. Not that I don't get along with my mom it is just that my MIL was such a neat person to know and be with. While in her last days she told my son that she was really glad she had gotten to know him the last 5 years and wish she had known him the other 7 of his life. She never once interfered with me or my wife and I would actually call her and get advice on a long distance call when I could have called my mom just across town. I miss her.

 

[chuck3]

My MIL was truly a wonderful lady, I only knew her 13 years she's been gone for 17 come Dec. I still miss her. My Dad died shortly after she did. I miss him too.

 

[QRTRHRS]

Currant MIL is okay but the ex MIL (may God rest her soul) was the best. Used to have afternoon coffee with her with good converstation. She was a grand old gal. Come to think of it, I got along better with her than the ex.

 

[Snow man]

My MIL was a PITA before i married her daughter,ever since we made her a grandma-she's been great,i have a lot on common with here,weget along real good,in fact i get along with her better than my wife.

 

[merryman]

My m-i-l, was not tooooo bad, just so-so, but

SHE DROVE ME CRAZY with her Carrot Cake!

Carrot Cake was her "speciality"

She made it for every occasion and brought it when ever they came for dinner or we went there, or any gathering-------

It was AWFULL. The big contest amongst the rest of the family was comming up with ingenious was to discard it with out her knowing. When Cake is served, only so many people can suddenly go to the bath room to flush it, and the trash can under sink looks funny full of carrot cake.

Biggest problem was the dogs would not eat it.

F-I-L on the other had was my buddy. Great guy. Both gone many years now. /

Vaughn