HP/Torque bumper stickers

[NPloysa]

Can anyone think of a way to advertise your HP and Torque with a bumper sticker? My goal is 500/1000 for the near future.



Not something that says, "500HP/1000#Ft"



But something like "Horsepower of a Mustang/Torque of a Semi"



Somthing funny like that...



Ideas? Give 'em up!

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Puts out more horse than a certain Snake

Too Much Torque For Pavement's Sake



500 Horses Spin em

1000 Lbs Twist Em



5. 5 X Civic power

10 X Torque Makes em Cower



More Horse than the Marlboro man rides

The Power Of Torque is whats inside

 

[GatorRam]

Originally posted by ToolManTimTaylor

Puts out more horse than a certain Snake

Too Much Torque For Pavement's Sake



500 Horses Spin em

1000 Lbs Twist Em



5. 5 X Civic power

10 X Torque Makes em Cower



More Horse than the Marlboro man rides

The Power Of Torque is whats inside

:-laf

 

[nickleinonen]

5. 5 X Civic power

10 X Torque Makes em Cower

:-laf i like this one :-laf

 

[Jim Fulmer]

Could we get some bigger numbers



Jim

 

[NPloysa]

Originally posted by Jim Fulmer

Could we get some bigger numbers



Jim

Hey it was just starting point Besides, some of those will work no matter your output, just have to fudge em!



HotShotHolset has a great one, just can't type it on here

 

[Jengle]

Horsepower is fun, but

Torque gets it done... .

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

1000 Pounds of feet

500 H. P Got you beat

 

[NPloysa]

"500 ponies make quite a sound, as does 1000 foot pounds"



See, I can think of em too!

 

[bmoeller]

Originally posted by Jengle

Horsepower is fun, but

Torque gets it done... .

I'd vote for this one.

 

[Jim Fulmer]

I use B/B sound and PDR fuel for my bumper sticker



Jim

 

[fishjack1]

These don't deal with HP/Torque but:



On Rear of Truck - "Caution: Soot controlled by right foot"



Front of truck (similar to jet intake warning) -

"Caution - Rice Burner Intake"

 

[JLEONARD]

"I broke the dyno..... do you feel lucky?

Well... . do ya punk?"

 

[RabidRam]

"More horsies under the hood then your honor student can count"

 

[rashwor]

Originally posted by JLEONARD

"I broke the dyno..... do you feel lucky?

Well... . do ya punk?"

Oo. Oo. I like it!

 

[TORQUE THIS]

My 500 Ponies Will Smoke Your Mustang!

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Cummins Dodge... 1000 Ft Lbs

Toyota, Honda... 1000 In Lbs

 

[JPope]

From CumminsPilot on NWB board:



" My Lug Nuts Require More Torque Than Your Honda Makes " Oo.

 

[NPloysa]

Like some Jeeps have those stickers "F N Jeep"



How about "F N Cummins" or "F N 500 Horsepower"



Nick