I just cleared the room!

[Sled Puller]

Unreal. incredible.

impressed even me.

 

[wyosteve]

Bad boy-- but at least you didn't blame the dog!!

 

[me4osu]

Man, you have too much BOOST!!!

 

[gitchesum]

You know it's bad when you clear the room.



Especially when your the only one in the room. #ad

 

['956Wheel]

Maybe its time to clean your colon. Here's how:



BEFORE A "stayhome" weekend



At bedtime drink 8 ounces of olive oil followed by 4 ounces of lemon juice. The oil goes down hard but the lemon juice cuts the taste. Approx. 8 to 12 hours things will happen, STAY HOME! You may find that old watch or penny you swallowed as a kid.



You will feel lighter and cleaner and then you can go for a double-double w/chili and start over again!



Mike

 

[Amianthus]

Whoa!

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Getting an oil job. "

 

[joel]

Used to have a dog that really did that...

He'd be sleeping peacefully away on his bed and all of a sudden, he would wake up looking a little bewildered, twist around and smell his butt and quickly get up and move to another room. Then it would waft over to where I was, and I usually went elsewhere, too, laughing the whole way.

 

[Batman]

Impressive... ... ... ... ..... most impressive

 

[EricBu12]

I have threatened to buy a cork for my dad. he is the king. gives a new meaning to the term "old Fart"

 

[The patriot]

You havent met my Dad. If he drinks even just a cup of tea... . lookout!!:--)

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Straight six jeff cleared out my truck , and the parking lot the last wrench day in mass THAT was impressive but to hear someone 30 yards away ... ... UPHILL say oh my god!!! is a benchmark in humanity.

 

[Bill Lins]

Congratulations, Gene- you should be proud!

 

[DarrellB]

Sounds like you need to put a boost fouler on you waistgate. I think you might have set an over boost code on you ECM.



I'll put my dog against any of ya any day. The damn mutt smells like he ate a skunk that's been dead for a month.



Keep up the good work Gene. Oo. Oo.

Big D

 

[SOOT]

Two different work breaks have been ended by ME, with the boss saying breaks over with tears in his eyes and with everyone having to follow me out



My crew leader has cleared the whole shop once or twice

 

[Sled Puller]

What the??????

What are you guys talking about????



I cleared the furniture out of the room all by myself for new carpet. Didn't hurt my back or nothin.





The bewildered dog and '30 yards up hill" had me dien though.





A new Benchmark in Humanity.



New event for TDR meets, perhaps?:--)

 

[Doc Tinker]

Gene... That proves that you're full of hot air. It's about time some of these guys paid you a visit, to see how much hot air you are



I'll bet Wayne can out-stink us all, after one of his all night beer parties at Purdu. I've heard he pealed the paneling in Steve StLaurent's mobil hotel once.



Have you ever noticed how dogs react to your farts? Most of them come over to check it out to see if it's something they want to eat. It's different with our toy poddle though. . If he is laying near me when I blow one, he gets up with a disgusted look on his face and moves away.



Doc

 

[Jff24Gordn]

Steve, has the hotel aired out yet?

 

[JWhitcomb]

Sorry folks but I win this contest. Due to having most of my gut removed I can pretty much dial it up to what ever level I want just by eating certain foods. Needless to say, my wife won't let me go out in public too much.

 

[mimprevento]

Flatus has been elevated to art- anyone who has heard the lilting tones of Mr Methane on the Howard Stern show will know what I mean- this guy can belt out top 40 tunes and Christmas Carols- also some guy cranked out 500 + in five minutes to take the world record- none of us can aspire to this greatness but after a Mexican buffet I have been known to belt out the theme from "Rocky. "