Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
just a little sometin I came across while surfin.
Dale Jarrett would be... an English Teacher, the kind who’d give you one look and shut you right up if you talk in class.
Steve Park would be a counter man at a Discount Auto parts.
Jimmy Spencer would be a ‘before’ picture for Weight Watchers... or a professional wrestler. The ‘Masked Marvel’ or something like that.
Casey Atwood... the ‘after’ picture for Weight Watchers. Heck , him and Jimmy Spencer could work as a team. The "Masked Marvel" and "Dodge Boy".
Dale Earnhardt Junior... a bartender, a DJ at a dance club or an MTV ‘VJ’.
Mark Martin... a professional horse racing jockey.
Tony Stewart... a bantam-weight boxer. Probably wouldn’t last long but he might make a round or two and be a much happier, calmer guy after he’d picked him self up off the mat a time or two.
Kyle Petty... a librarian.
Jeff Gordon would be one of those ‘hell-fire-brimstone’ type evanglists that travel the south in their old tents,’ preachin’ the word’. He’d have one of them poofy, Elvis lookin’ hairstyles and wear nothing but white suits.
Ricky Rudd... I think if he wasn’t a driver, he’d have his own lawn care business, ‘course they do have lawn mower races out west somewhere, ‘reckon he could go out there and... . ah, never mind.
Johnny Benson has a smile that belongs only on a used car salesman... ’nuff said.
Bobby Labonte would be a life guard down at the YMCA pool during the summer, all he’d have to do is sit there and look pretty.
Bobby’s older brother, Terry would make a great security guard, or a police officer. Gees, one look from "Stonecold" Terry Labonte and you’d plead guilty even if you weren’t.
Rusty Wallace would be the guy you see in the Circle K delivering beer.
Kurt Busch would be the kid working behind the counter at the Circle K. 'Course, he couldn't actually sell you beer, least not 'till he's turned twenty-one.
Ward Burton would own a Bar-b-que restaurant somewhere in Virginia, "Wards Pit-N-Spit", something like that.
Elliott Sadler would be his head chef.
Jeff Burton would be his dishwasher. (sorry Jeff, it’s a family thing)
Buckshot Jones; a door greeter at Wal-Mart. (Just be careful with those carts!)
Michael Waltrip could be a perfect high school gym teacher.
Jerry Nadeau; Okay, so it’s Friday night, your doorbell rings... . "Dad! The Dominos guy is here!"
Joe Nemechek would own a body shop somewhere in upstate New York.
John Andretti. A New York city taxi driver... a very fast New York City taxi driver.
Kenny Schrader. A manager at a "Chuck-E-Cheese".
Jeremy Mayfield. You know those ads you see for the Dollar General Store in your Sunday newspaper? You see the guys modelin' clothes and think "Where the heck did they find him?"... well now you know.
Bill Elliott. A shift manager at a McDonalds. I’m sorry but the Dodge colors just ain’t cuttin’ it, I miss seeing Bill in them McD’s outfits.
Feel free to add your own.
Dale Jarrett would be... an English Teacher, the kind who’d give you one look and shut you right up if you talk in class.
Steve Park would be a counter man at a Discount Auto parts.
Jimmy Spencer would be a ‘before’ picture for Weight Watchers... or a professional wrestler. The ‘Masked Marvel’ or something like that.
Casey Atwood... the ‘after’ picture for Weight Watchers. Heck , him and Jimmy Spencer could work as a team. The "Masked Marvel" and "Dodge Boy".
Dale Earnhardt Junior... a bartender, a DJ at a dance club or an MTV ‘VJ’.
Mark Martin... a professional horse racing jockey.
Tony Stewart... a bantam-weight boxer. Probably wouldn’t last long but he might make a round or two and be a much happier, calmer guy after he’d picked him self up off the mat a time or two.
Kyle Petty... a librarian.
Jeff Gordon would be one of those ‘hell-fire-brimstone’ type evanglists that travel the south in their old tents,’ preachin’ the word’. He’d have one of them poofy, Elvis lookin’ hairstyles and wear nothing but white suits.
Ricky Rudd... I think if he wasn’t a driver, he’d have his own lawn care business, ‘course they do have lawn mower races out west somewhere, ‘reckon he could go out there and... . ah, never mind.
Johnny Benson has a smile that belongs only on a used car salesman... ’nuff said.
Bobby Labonte would be a life guard down at the YMCA pool during the summer, all he’d have to do is sit there and look pretty.
Bobby’s older brother, Terry would make a great security guard, or a police officer. Gees, one look from "Stonecold" Terry Labonte and you’d plead guilty even if you weren’t.
Rusty Wallace would be the guy you see in the Circle K delivering beer.
Kurt Busch would be the kid working behind the counter at the Circle K. 'Course, he couldn't actually sell you beer, least not 'till he's turned twenty-one.
Ward Burton would own a Bar-b-que restaurant somewhere in Virginia, "Wards Pit-N-Spit", something like that.
Elliott Sadler would be his head chef.
Jeff Burton would be his dishwasher. (sorry Jeff, it’s a family thing)
Buckshot Jones; a door greeter at Wal-Mart. (Just be careful with those carts!)
Michael Waltrip could be a perfect high school gym teacher.
Jerry Nadeau; Okay, so it’s Friday night, your doorbell rings... . "Dad! The Dominos guy is here!"
Joe Nemechek would own a body shop somewhere in upstate New York.
John Andretti. A New York city taxi driver... a very fast New York City taxi driver.
Kenny Schrader. A manager at a "Chuck-E-Cheese".
Jeremy Mayfield. You know those ads you see for the Dollar General Store in your Sunday newspaper? You see the guys modelin' clothes and think "Where the heck did they find him?"... well now you know.
Bill Elliott. A shift manager at a McDonalds. I’m sorry but the Dodge colors just ain’t cuttin’ it, I miss seeing Bill in them McD’s outfits.
Feel free to add your own.
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