Is Smoke the New "Bird"???

[Cattletrkr]

I no longer find myself pounding the dash, staring people down or even thinking about flipping people off anymore. I don't think I've ever flipped someone off, but I sure used to think about it a lot. Now I just make sure I'm in a gear that is one too high and floor it as I go around the little pipsqueek that just did _______. It's actually kinda fun, especially if said pipsqueek is driving a convertible.



Your thoughts?

 

[Graphic man]

it is a cool way to Pi** someone off :-laf



you don't need to flip the bird anymore when you have smoke. . :-laf





Scott

 

[LOtero]

oh yea you hit the nail on the head, i have never flipped anybody off, but have been ****** a time or two, now that i have my lil secret weapon its great!! whats best is the fact that anybody can flip anybody the bird, but there is only those rare few of us that can smoke. . its like ha ha how you like that ricer boy! :-laf

 

[Cattletrkr]

... its like ha ha how you like that ricer boy! :-laf

EGG--Zactly!

 

[mhenon]

Let's see now... fuel is $3. 50 gallon..... smoke=wasted fuel..... the finger is free (wait a second. . I'm doing the math here... ).

Nope. . it's a dumb idea. Give um the bird!

Mike

 

[Nate]

I don't do either.

 

[IC Smoke]

I agree, smoke is the bird for the select few of us! Its a great stress relief as well!



Ian

 

[Rattler]

Don't forget when the little cars with 10,000 watt stereos pull up beside you at a light. I hate thump thump cars.

 

[TSpecht]

Yes, smoke is my new tool for telling idiots off, although it also pains me to see the black cloud of little dollar symbols pouring out the exhaust...

 

[EKlem]

If you have some real bright off-road lights that can be aimed at mirror level, they work real well at night when someone cuts you off. Plus, they don't burn much fuel.

 

[Boondocker]

While I can certainly sympathize using smoke for retribution, it can be indiscriminate. If it's just you and the other guy - ok. But if there's 20 cars behind you, you can't smoke just the deserving one. Now you've PO'd 19 innocents who are beginning to think diesels should be outlawed because they pollute so much.



Neil

Discression is the better part of valor.

 

[Cooker]

While I can certainly sympathize using smoke for retribution, it can be indiscriminate. If it's just you and the other guy - ok. But if there's 20 cars behind you, you can't smoke just the deserving one. Now you've PO'd 19 innocents who are beginning to think diesels should be outlawed because they pollute so much. [/i]

Well said.

 

[LOtero]

Don't forget when the little cars with 10,000 watt stereos pull up beside you at a light. I hate thump thump cars.

the way i look at that situation is "so you think i should hear your music huh? lets see how you like some of mine!! :-laf "

 

[Rattler]

Another neat thing about the loud little cars is that thier windows are about the same hieght as the pipes on my truck. I have blown smoke in one window and out the other side. All on accident though. Randy

 

[Cattletrkr]

I really don't care what the other guy thinks about diesel pollution. I run enough bio to make them scratch their heads wondering "why do I smell a burger joint?"

 

[CSnyder]

On Friday afternoon on my way to Milwaukee going thru Madison I was terribly annoyed by a BMW that was swerving in and out of cars trying to get a lead and driving about 80 mph plus. I heard about 5 or 6 cars blow the horn at him because he had cut them off so I took evasive action ( :-laf :-laf :-laf ) and when we got by a major exit point and traffic thinned I layed on the skinny pedal and managed to get out in front of him and slowed him down by hitting the jake brake and bringing the boost down to zero while at the same time setting my Blue Chip to "more smoke" and then nailed it from 45 mpg with zero boost. :-laf When he went around me finger protruded I could still see the soot rolling around in his car. I took my place in the far right lane and slowed back down and got thumbs up from 3 passing cars that had been cut off by this jerk. He knew why I did what I did and I hope when he gets around to cleaning the black film off his interior that it reminds him why I did it and he starts to drive like a decent human being. Im also sure that his nice white button up shirt was ruined as well.



In my little town of about 3500 people we have about a dozen local kids with Hondas and the such with the HUGE tail pipes and blasting stereos that like to cruise the loop so when I make a trip to town to do anything on a weekend night I like to make a few laps and smoke as many as I can. Last weekend it was likely to rain so I took the truck instead of the Harley and drove my usual laps around town smoking and when I made the turn at a set of lights and nailed it hard to get one I went a little sideways in the street and sure enough the local PD was sitting in the Conoco station. He pulled me over and when he came up to the truck he was laughing his ***** off. He told me to just take it easier in the corners so not to cause an accident. He also asked me to make a few laps around his block doing that for mosquito control. I told him I only do it to the thump thump ricer cars and he told me to smoke on but be careful. I thanked him for the warning and went about my smoking.



Chris

 

[LOtero]

thats a cool cop, and yea that must be a little town, city cops arent nearly as "understanding"