Attention: TDR Forum Junkies B.G. Smith
TDR MEMBER
> An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but
only
> > 4 parachutes.
> > The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
> > player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die. " So he took the first
> > pack and left the plane.
> > The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former
> > U. S. President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future
president.
> > And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people
don't
> > want me to die. " She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
> > The third passenger, Wesley Clark, said, "I'm a General in the Army of
the
> > United States of America". I am also going to be my parties nominee for
> > President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
> > The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
> > passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and
served
> > my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
> > parachute.
> > The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's
> > smartest woman took my schoolbag
> >
> >
