It wasn't me, Honey!!

[Doc Tinker]

Emery S. Pluff, 59, of South St. Paul, Minn. , was arrested in February for allegedly robbing and molesting his wife (which he did, police said, pretending he was a stranger). For reasons not yet apparent, Pluff allegedly faked going to work on the morning of Jan. 30 and instead donned a black cape and a Halloween mask the family kept in the garage and entered the house, where he surprised his wife and dragged her into a back room. She apparently was not the least bit puzzled by her perpetrator's identity and asked Emery repeatedly why he was doing this. According to police, Emery replied, "I'm not Emery. " Police said Emery then took some money from his wife and fled, winding up at work, where he was arrested. [St. Paul Pioneer Press, 2-8-01]

 

['956Wheel]

Hey Doc, Kind of the same only different... A buddy of mine was driving a trash truck at night, in one dumpster he found a lady manniquen (sp) he placed the dummy on the shotgun side as a gag. Well his neighbor, going to work and in the pre-dawn hours, was certain she saw a "cheap look'in blond" with Rob, got to work phoned Robs wife and all hell broke loose! Two months prior Rob bought his wife a neat little Smith & Wesson, wound up so nervous he ground the firing pin short! They are still together and all is well. #ad


Could you imagine any gal riding in a trash truck to "play".

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[This message has been edited by Statland (edited 03-22-2001). ]

 

[Dane]

Doc, LMAO #ad
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And you guys thought the folks in Kalifornicate were weird! #ad


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[Okie-Go]

I guess some people can't appreciate a good joke.

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[Sled Puller]

Emery Tinker?

 

[Power Wagon]

Originally posted by MGM:
Emery Tinker?

I checked the phone books... it's David Emery Tinker, as best I can tell...

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['956Wheel]

It gets cold in Minnesota the guy needed some warmth, let him out!

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