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... I thought I would post this again. I did it last year, and it was a big hit! 
A CUMMINS CHRISTMAS
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the shop
Not an engine was running they had come to a stop
The stockings were hung on the workbench with care
In hopes that accessories would soon be in there
The owner was nestled all snug in his bed
While visions of chrome parts danced in his head
A dream about Stage 3’s or maybe a bed liner
New tires and wheels nothing else could be finer
When out on the roof there arose such a clatter
The sound of a Cummins made my heart pitter patter
Away to the window I flew like a flash
Tore open the shutter and lifted the sash
The street light provided a much needed glow
I could just see an outline of something below
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a Cummins powered sleigh and a guy drinking beer
This big fat red driver so lively and quick
His hand on the shifter of his new 6 speed stick
More rapid than a Duramax as he burned up the street
He ushered a challenge "ain't no Chevy I can't beat"
No Dasher, No Dancer
No Prancer and Vixen
No Comet, No Cupid
No Donner and Blitzen
The're all obsolete now I've got me a Ram
Those Reindeer can be served with the turkey and ham.
A CUMMINS CHRISTMAS
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the shop
Not an engine was running they had come to a stop
The stockings were hung on the workbench with care
In hopes that accessories would soon be in there
The owner was nestled all snug in his bed
While visions of chrome parts danced in his head
A dream about Stage 3’s or maybe a bed liner
New tires and wheels nothing else could be finer
When out on the roof there arose such a clatter
The sound of a Cummins made my heart pitter patter
Away to the window I flew like a flash
Tore open the shutter and lifted the sash
The street light provided a much needed glow
I could just see an outline of something below
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a Cummins powered sleigh and a guy drinking beer
This big fat red driver so lively and quick
His hand on the shifter of his new 6 speed stick
More rapid than a Duramax as he burned up the street
He ushered a challenge "ain't no Chevy I can't beat"
No Dasher, No Dancer
No Prancer and Vixen
No Comet, No Cupid
No Donner and Blitzen
The're all obsolete now I've got me a Ram
Those Reindeer can be served with the turkey and ham.
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