Man that's tough, Beach. I complain often and loudly about the nickle and dime shortcomings as well as the pricier ones on the dodge, but I just could not ever willingly part with the Cummins and manual trans combo and overall the Dodge is a pretty good truck.
Just last night a full-sized party bus (converted Cummins-powered school bus) got stuck next door at the American Legion. My son and I heard that old cummins just a screamin' as the idiot driver trenched it deeper and deeper into our suddenly soggy ground since the big thaw and snowmelt last week. We watched as twenty or so drunken college kids tried to push it out. I finally wandered over and found the driver was at least sober but definitely stupid. Since they were really tearing my neighbor's land up, i told him to just cool it for a few minutes while I warmed my Dodge up and I'd pull him out. Naturally, while I did that, he just continued to dig until his axle wouldn't sink any farther.
I pulled up and again told him to stop and proceeded to crawl under looking for a place to hook my log chain, to which I then hooked my 6" x 40' snatch strap. I explained that I was going to pull him backwards and he was to steer gradually sideways over to the solid gravel driveway I was on. I took the slack out of the chain but left plenty in the strap and put the NV4500 in 1st and dropped the hammer. The strap stretched, did it's thing, and rubberbanded the bus right out of the deep dually holes.
Then the idiot first tried steering the opposite direction of where I was trying to pull him, then slammed on his brakes, too, once I had him going my way anyway. I stopped, got out and told him to let one of the drunken girls steer if that was all the better he could follow directions. I got back in my truck and put 'er in lo-range this time. Sure enough, the idiot did the same thing -- fought me all the way-- but the old dodge, under full throttle, just dug in and dragged that bus sideways and backwards onto the road anyway. For a sober designated driver, that guy was an idiot. It ended with some busty college gal stuffing a twenty into my 17 year old's palm and offering to buy him beer all night if he wanted to go with them as we rolled up the strap.

He told her he was already married.

:-laf Funny how no such offers came my way...
So I had to settle for all the drunks cheering lustily on the second pull when the turbo really kicked in and screamed and my exhaust hit that loud aggressive power note and hard-packed gravel and tire smoke was flying high from 3 wheels to put a smile on my face.
Nope. No way. I could never part with that beast. And the Cummins is stone bone stock except for the airbox and exhaust... Someday I might even get around to turning it up a bit.
You'll miss this stuff, too, Beach. That new Challenger gets my heart pounding just a bit when I see one though, and the Charger ain't bad either. They really nailed the retro look of the Challenger just right. And I'm a lifelong Z/28 guy. I haven't so much as had a ride in either the new Charger, Challenger, or Camaro. Probably just as well. My wish list is long enough already. Fortunately, I tend to hang onto vehicles I like and there's a '73 and a '69 Camaro in the garage right now. I like older cars and trucks.
But I'd still take a ride in your new ride if you ever cross the Big Ditch into Iowa! Good luck and don't be stranger!