Sled Puller said:
8) Ifin you drive more than 6 hours to a show this big, why would you drink so much that you miss the 2 day, Tim?
O. K the case of Mike's hard was not an "accident" However the Coronas were.
Things Gene learned.
When told to meet by the tree ... . jam some fake branches in the thingy with the pretty lights that flash in a downward fashon. . . So the tree can be found :-laf
A few more things I learned. . .
Eating Cottage Cheese can help make the white castle sliders stop tearin' the arse out of you :-laf
Coffe Cups have condoms that protect the flangees.
NEVER let red hot climb a grade before you ..... with the windows down
NEVER look at the mattress at the amerihost ... ..... EVER
Do not touch dry ice
NEVER ask Cooter Bob to pull something out near a pond
"Blinky Lights" can be entertaining
The phrase "Buttered Up" is disturbing
The Metropolis mall has no roof
GoJo can and will explode when least expected
VodkaCranberry can also be "Accidently" consumed . . several times over
Andy Sebek will let you try and kill yourself on a 110 ... . HAMMERED
Spiders @ IRP are Chrome
Twin turbo garden tractors will run hot . . . eventually
enough beef jerky will ruin your truck seat ... same with white castle
Truckers get upset when you tell them "Caterpillars are cute and fuzzy"
Don't EVER loose your coffee cup condom @ 83 MPH
Make sure you ask the local raingutter contracter how he likes his freightliner (Read Sprinter) van ... ... . you will be SO glad you did
It's fun to go out looking for the famous Friday nite burnout road With Moose and HsHs only to see MTY get questioned by the police with the arse end of his rig in a cornfield :-laf