Joke of the Day!!

[Mark_Kendrick]

I saw a bumper sticker...

Cowboy foreplay?? 'Get in the truck!'

:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf

 

[Whitmore]

I thought foreplay was

Are you awake ???

 

[TORQUE THIS]

I always thought it was ya got 10 minutes HURRY UP!!!!!!!!

 

[Deezul1]

"Cowboy foreplay?? 'Get in the truck!' "



Whatta mean dont everybody do that?

 

[yogibear]

Get in the truck aint no cowboy talk, should be "Get off yer Horse".

 

[Whitmore]

thats why their hats are curled up on the edges, so they can fit 3 cowboys in their



Why do all cowboys have 2 inch balls??? so they can pull each others horse trailers

 

[yogibear]

Why don't cowboys get circumsized??



So they have a place to keep their skoal when they brush their teeth!!

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

a little off color..

why are cowgirls bow legged?



because cowboys eat with their hats on

 

[Whitmore]

I heard that cowboys wear their boots to bed so they can get some traction

 

[Leon R]

The three most common lies that a cowboy tells are 1. his truck is paid for

2. he won the belt buckle at a rodeo

3. he was just helping that sheep get across the fence

 

[hdm48]

The washington department of transportation did a servay on fatal crashes last year. They wanted to know what the last words the driver said just befor impact. They compared this info with the California servay done 2 years ago.

In california it was,,, OH NO!OH NO!!!

iN Washington it was,,, HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!!!!