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DOH!!!!
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch
him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well... uh... that's because the
picture shows his profile. "
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he
flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second
blonde and asks her,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says,
"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has
one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter
with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear
are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!!
Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the
picture to the third blonde and in a very testy
voice asks,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
He quickly adds "... think hard before giving me a
stupid answer. "
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment
and says, "Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses. "
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears
contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer... wait here for
a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get
back to you on that. "
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks
the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back
with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE! The suspect
does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How
were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied, "He can't wear
regular glasses because he only has one eye and one
ear. "
DOH!!!!
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch
him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well... uh... that's because the
picture shows his profile. "
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he
flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second
blonde and asks her,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says,
"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has
one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter
with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear
are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!!
Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the
picture to the third blonde and in a very testy
voice asks,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
He quickly adds "... think hard before giving me a
stupid answer. "
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment
and says, "Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses. "
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears
contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer... wait here for
a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get
back to you on that. "
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks
the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back
with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE! The suspect
does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How
were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied, "He can't wear
regular glasses because he only has one eye and one
ear. "
