Guy walks into a fancy restaurant.
Maitre'd says, "Sir, you cannot come in dressed like that, this is a jacket and tie atmosphere!"
Guy says, "Ok, be right back!"
He runs to his car and digs around in the trunk for a while. He finds an old wrinkled jacket and puts it on.
Comes back in and the maitre'd says sir, "The jacket will do, but you still need a tie, I'm sorry sir!"
The man runs back out to his car, can't find a tie anywhere.
He finds some jumper cables and puts them around his neck, ties it in a perfect knot and runs back to the restaurant.
Maitre'd says, "Sir, I WILL let you in, BUT DON'T YOU START NOTHIN'!
Maitre'd says, "Sir, you cannot come in dressed like that, this is a jacket and tie atmosphere!"
Guy says, "Ok, be right back!"
He runs to his car and digs around in the trunk for a while. He finds an old wrinkled jacket and puts it on.
Comes back in and the maitre'd says sir, "The jacket will do, but you still need a tie, I'm sorry sir!"
The man runs back out to his car, can't find a tie anywhere.
He finds some jumper cables and puts them around his neck, ties it in a perfect knot and runs back to the restaurant.
Maitre'd says, "Sir, I WILL let you in, BUT DON'T YOU START NOTHIN'!