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Annual Mopar Show

Open Invite For Fireworks Show.

actually theres two barns,one 40years the other 11 years old,in great shape,as for pulling the twine and having militants rise up,I just pull open my door and barn chicks walk in,AHHHHHH I gotta stop thinking of them,getting sweaty now,Holeshot-don't be jealous ,I'll bring you by some day... . gotta go find a place for those poles though. .
 
:eek: Holeshot---explain to the man... . what a barnchick is,some barnchicks Ive seen desearve a Genuflect as they pass... . :--)
 
Who was the one that made those kabobs?????? Those were fricken awesome!!!!!



I should be there only if I can get a swap at work.



BD... you and Holeshot need to get together..... Holeshot buys the old Firehouse with a stripper pole already built in and you bring the barn chicks..... both are happy... .

work on cummin (diesels) and watch barn chicks on stripper poles in a firehouse:rolleyes:



my bad;) :p
 
Originally posted by ToolManTimTaylor

Freddo! AKA HeyBoss



Oh yeah the kabobs... ... ... ..... if this so called friend of mine keeps changing dates may be I'll make it to one event, besides I haven't P***ed off a volvo driver lately
 
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Originally posted by ToolManTimTaylor

I can only guess what BD's barn looks like.



Huge old rickety barn in the middle of nowhere, Open the barn doors and what looks like an average ordinary barn isn't what it seems. As you walk over to the stack of haybails BD pulls the twine on the third bail in on the bottom creating a huge rumbling sound. With this a massive platform raises from the floor with ex militant enlisteds standing at the four corners of the platform. They signal to him and you to step forward to the decking surface and you begin your decent. as you clear the floor deck the semingly ordinary barn opens up into one of the LARGEST DIGS anyone has yet to see and off echoing in the distance is party muisic. as you hop on a rail car once again guarded you travel into a huge cavern where there are stripper poles 40-50 feet in height and nothin but a big party.



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Originally posted by Wheaties

Elmo comes up to greet you and removes his head to reveal his true purple alien nature. This is his way of letting you know that he trusts you and welcomes you to the inner circle... ...



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Originally posted by ToolManTimTaylor

With a dance and song that sounds off in military fashion ... . "Looking for some beer to driink , Found it Icing in the sink! Walk around in cammo hoods , here comes Elmo from the woods! Big Dig's dog likes to "Climb" , Needed that to make song rhyme! Dyno Days have lots of beer , That's O. K 'cause Charcoal's queer! Some Day Tool Man juust might learn , That much coal will never Burn! Enough of this song it's for hicks , Go on in for cool barn chicks!"
 
sweet. well, i have a lot of packing and stuff to do, but there's a 99% chance i'll be there. anyone want seafood of any kind? or i can get the normalcies- burgers, hotdogs, etc. not sure on lobster, but i'll see what i can do.



Tom
 
Hey Shineboy... ...

Do Ya think that this awfully rowdy bunch could stand a flatlander from down south visiting???. Way things have been going around here I need a trip away. . LOL



So our superhero of shine makes a silly comment like this...

"besides I haven't P***ed off a volvo driver lately"... Ah,Er... Hey Fred. . Have ya ticked off any other judges with the old air horn salute while they had their head under your hood lately. Somehow I do not think that Volvo driver turned as white as that judge did nor was as upset. One thing I missed that day was the payola you slipped him later to win that class. . LOL.



By the way it would also allow me to move this freakin HUGE coffee mug I have for your squeeze of my desk... ... ..... Andy



P. S. -I will take no responsibility for her bouncing off the walls after she fills it with high test coffee and drinks it all in one sitting. May be a scene right out of Ricochet Rabbit... .
 
Hey Andy how's things down in PA? We would love to have you over anytime and you know the NE bunch is one of the best to hang around with. ;)

Yeah one time at dyno event I P***ed off a volvo driver by not exactly cutting him off:D :D but to the point after he left call the cops on me, only thing cop had a hard time trying to find out which CTD cut him off with so many of us around:rolleyes:



My Not so Shinny ride would win the dirtiest contest now as I moved into the Country and with all new Homes going up and dirt roads I couldn't keep up even if washed it every day:mad: So this ride has been dirty for the longest time, but you know if I went to a contest I can always slip some payola to the judge and still win.



By the way you think we can turn that coffee mug into a beer mug?Oo. Oo. Take care,



Fred.
 
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