I can see it now
Rrrriiiiing Area 51 Sgt xyz speaking ..... *static broken voice* You better Szhweeelllzzt see this right away we areeezzzshhhhhhheeewwwt in R. I! Assemble a team zzztshhhhhhh stat! Click Tooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeee */ Static broken voice
With that 2. 5 hrs later 5 choppers come whipping over the bay and land in the lot. Suited up hazmat teams come pooring out.
Eeep , eeep , eeep , ep ep, ep ,ep, beeeeeeeeeeeee Sir my anal vaporometer is off the scale! What'l we do? SEEZE HIM! Matt quiclky reaches for a beer , kraut and mustard mixing all three in an old can chugging as if his life depended on it. Two jumping jax later a noise is heard ... ... ... The park falls silent , no birds , radios , nothing , all thats left in the air is the tswing tswing stwing sound of the chopper rotors winding down. matt turns with authority aimed directly at the forces and lets off a rapid succession multi belch fit that builds pressure waves as they leave his face , sandwiched in between waves are layers of fog that noone has ever seen the like. People scream and flesh burns as the massive attack is launched. Again the park falls quiet but for an eerie sense as all you hear are bird wings fluttering on the ground and children crying in the didtance.
With this matt shouts out [Fat ******* voice] Take yaght ya dirrty party poopers. [/Fat ******* voice] turns arround and asks in a normal Matt voice "Sewww how those burgers comin?" And the netdp just keeps on partying like nothing out of the ordinary took place.