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[kenny61]

Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

 

[SRath]

Paul Blart: Mall Cop was based on this, right?

"BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual. "

"However if you come into the sector I'm LRRPing with the intention of causing trouble, I'll break you into bite sized shrink-wrapped pieces so fast, you'll be Rottweiler poop-poo before you even begin to feel the pain. " Oo.

I'm gonna make my wife read this entire post!! :-laf
Just think of the money it will save when she no longer dares to go to the mall!!

After you retire in a few months, Kenny, you ought to apply for one of these security jobs; if you think you have what it takes, of course. Mere Marine Corps and LEO experience doesn't sound sufficient; you'll need some serious mind-altering drugs, too.

And to think all we have here is CF...

 

[kenny61]

"BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual. "



"However if you come into the sector I’m LRRPing with the intention of causing trouble, I’ll break you into bite sized shrink-wrapped pieces so fast, you’ll be Rottweiler poop-poo before you even begin to feel the pain. " Oo.



I'm gonna make my wife read this entire post!! :-laf

Just think of the money it will save when she no longer dares to go to the mall!!



After you retire in a few months, Kenny, you ought to apply for one of these security jobs; if you think you have what it takes, of course. Mere Marine Corps and LEO experience doesn't sound sufficient; you'll need some serious mind-altering drugs, too.



And to think all we have here is CF...

I don't think I could handle the stress

 

[SRath]

"Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day. My REAL problem is that, like any LEO, I have enemies because of my job. "



Sale-crazed women twice your size high on credit card limits... You're probably right.

 

[SRath]

Kenny, if you responded to a call from a mall and discovered this guy apprehended a shoplifter, which one would you arrest? Do you have a padded cell at the station?

 

[kenny61]

With my personality I would pump the guys ego up about 20 times more than it is already is and walk away laughing. Then tell the shop lifter he was lucky the Guard didn't rip his eyeballs out under the new anti terrorism mall act which gives mall cops more authority than Oprah on fat people.

 

[GHerrmann]

I, I, I, I'm at a loss for words.