Kitchen Wisdom ....Martha Stewart vs. Daisy May

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Martha Stewart vs. Daisy May

Martha Stewart :Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Daisy May : Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are
probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!

Martha Stewart :To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Daisy May : Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

Martha Stewart :When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Daisy May : Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!

Martha Stewart :If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up. '

Daisy May : If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'

Martha Stewart :Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

Daisy May : Celery? Never heard of it!

Martha Stewart :Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Daisy May : The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over
the crust, so I don't.

Martha Stewart :Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Daisy May : Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!

Martha Stewart :If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Daisy May : Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

Martha Stewart : Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Daisy May : Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!! :eek:
 
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