Latest Darwin Award Winner

[ddesau]

Now for the latest "Darwin Award" Winner - goes to a 20 something clown who while visiting Eastern Oregon captures a rattlersnake. Hmm about a week later - this sharp guy decides to kiss his friend the snake - obviously the snake who doesn't appreciate mullet haircuts - bites this clown on the lip. Smart guy is now in the hospital in critical condition... simply amazing !







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[Bill Lins]

On the news today they said his condition has been upgraded from critical to just plain stupid.

 

[BFC]

Originally posted by Bill Lins

On the news today they said his condition has been upgraded from critical to just plain stupid.

ROTFLMAO #ad

 

[ladyjaine]

Not really a Darwin

He's not eligible for a Darwin. Darwins are when you do something so stupid that you remove yourself from the gene pool. This guy's not dead yet and I'm assuming all his reproductive parts are in working order.



The guy that replaced a blown automotive fuse with a bullet and then shot himself in the 'whatever' got a Darwin even though he wasn't dead. He's out of the gene pool.



Jean

 

[Papa Joe]

But seriously folks... ... ... ...



A successful businessman I know says, "There's nothing wrong with dealing with a snake... . provided you remember - he's a snake. "

 

[illflem]

I like the one about the guy who removed himself from the gene pool by climbing up on a golf ball cleaning machine to clean his testicles, lost his balance when his 9 iron bent in half, and ripped them both off. Ouch

 

[Cummins4Life]

Ya, those Oregonians are real winners. :-laf

 

[ddesau]

almost a darwin

Originally posted by Cummins4Life

Ya, those Oregonians are real winners. :-laf

Just the dumb ones with mullets that kiss snakes.

 

[lgibson]

He was from Yacolt, Washington and he got the snake from Az. But, After living in Or. for the past few years, I have seen the dumpest people. I believe it is from people getting stoned everytime there is a forest fire burning all the crops.

 

[DennyDay]

Gene Pool

Didn't anybody (including the Docs)consider that this one really needed to be removed from the gene pool?





Denny

 

[klenger]

What happened to the snake?

 

[Blu-meanie]

His buddy, the guy he was showing off too, killed it with this "Cowboy Boots". As stated in the news. Good thing he didn't use a bowling ball, that would have been cruel. The wacko animal rights people would have had s#!+ fit over that. The snake was being a snake, the snake kisser was being an idiot. The news has stated the idiot as saying he learned a lesson. DUH! I would hope he wouldn't need best of three or something.

 

[Bill Lins]

Re: Not really a Darwin

Originally posted by ladyjaine

He's not eligible for a Darwin. Darwins are when you do something so stupid that you remove yourself from the gene pool. This guy's not dead yet and I'm assuming all his reproductive parts are in working order. Jean

Reckon we should give him a second chance?

 

[klenger]

I have the utmost respect, if not fear, for snakes. Now I live in Tucson, and am having a house built in the desert in the SE part of town. I sure do hope I never have to find out what it's like to be bitten by one. Gives me the creeps to think about it. I think I need therapy, . . and not just for my broken shoulder.

 

[illflem]

Ken, you better not read the story that was in several mountain bike mags a couple of years ago about the biker bit west of Tucson, guy barely made it.

 

[Scot]

Originally posted by illflem

I like the one about the guy who removed himself from the gene pool by climbing up on a golf ball cleaning machine to clean his testicles, lost his balance when his 9 iron bent in half, and ripped them both off. Ouch

The SWAT team in the town I work lobbed a flash/bang through the window of a house and it landed right on top of the perps naughty bits!

 

[wcaldwell]

Now ya gotta admit - That would ruin your day :{

 

[Todd T]

a local radio DJ has coined the phrase "mouth breather" for these type people.



you know, the type of people that arent even smart enough to close thier mouths if they arent thinking about it.