I'd like to see you roll that bad boy around the shop

:-laf
I think the funniest thing I saw when I worked at Sears (in the shop) was the crusty old mechanic that had been there since Sears was built I think.
Anyhow, he'd always talk about his toolbox, how it was so good, etc. which was a fairly nice Craftsman box
One day he's rolling it down the shop at a good clip, and a wheel hits a crack, rips right off the bottom, and whole toolbox, top and bottom, tips over, dumping about everything over the floor :-laf