Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
This looks good to me!
APOLOGY TO THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA
It is with deep regret, hesitation, and contrition that I,
The President of the United States of America, offer apology to the Chinese
nation and its peoples. I apologize for the heinous act performed by our
large, sluggish, propeller driven, airplane when it got in the way of your
highly maneuverable, supersonic, technologically superior, jet aircraft.
Furthermore, I sincerely regret the fact that by flying in international
airspace, we afforded your highly competent pilot the opportunity to fly his
aircraft into our own, causing him to spiral to his death into the ocean.
We regret the choice made by said pilot when he used deficient judgment in
electing to attempt aerial intimidation upon our slower moving, unarmed,
surveillance vehicle.
This situation brings to mind a similar episode when I was
in grade school and my face got in the way of the school yard bully's fist.
He broke a bone in his hand and I felt as compelled to apologize for that
incident as I do for this one.
Let me summarize by stating that it is our sincere hope that
you accept this heart felt and sincere apology for the actions committed by
your pilot. We are sorry that we got in the way. We are sorry that we were
forced to leave international airspace and land in Chinese territory. We
are sorry that you were forced to provide food and housing for our military
personnel. Most of all, we are sorry that you have, in your
possession, some of our most technologically advanced surveillance equipment
on the planet. I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive us. I
hope that soon you will be compelled to release our men and our property.
Because I really don't want to have to apologize again when we have to kick
your *** .
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
President of the United States
------------------
'90 LE W250, 727, 3. 07, Line-X bedliner, 140k miles,
APOLOGY TO THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA
It is with deep regret, hesitation, and contrition that I,
The President of the United States of America, offer apology to the Chinese
nation and its peoples. I apologize for the heinous act performed by our
large, sluggish, propeller driven, airplane when it got in the way of your
highly maneuverable, supersonic, technologically superior, jet aircraft.
Furthermore, I sincerely regret the fact that by flying in international
airspace, we afforded your highly competent pilot the opportunity to fly his
aircraft into our own, causing him to spiral to his death into the ocean.
We regret the choice made by said pilot when he used deficient judgment in
electing to attempt aerial intimidation upon our slower moving, unarmed,
surveillance vehicle.
This situation brings to mind a similar episode when I was
in grade school and my face got in the way of the school yard bully's fist.
He broke a bone in his hand and I felt as compelled to apologize for that
incident as I do for this one.
Let me summarize by stating that it is our sincere hope that
you accept this heart felt and sincere apology for the actions committed by
your pilot. We are sorry that we got in the way. We are sorry that we were
forced to leave international airspace and land in Chinese territory. We
are sorry that you were forced to provide food and housing for our military
personnel. Most of all, we are sorry that you have, in your
possession, some of our most technologically advanced surveillance equipment
on the planet. I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive us. I
hope that soon you will be compelled to release our men and our property.
Because I really don't want to have to apologize again when we have to kick
your *** .
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
President of the United States
------------------
'90 LE W250, 727, 3. 07, Line-X bedliner, 140k miles,
