Attention: TDR Forum Junkies this story is true, the names are removed, but nobodyis funny enough to make this up.
this nice lady has a son with downs syndrome. the son is about 25 and lives at home. one day he called his mom at work and said, "mom i found a leprechaun you need to come home right now"
she says, "what"
he says "i found a leprechaun you need to come home right now".
in the backround she can hear a pounding noise. the nice lady hurries home and asks her son whats going on. again he says, "i found a leprechaun".
she looks over and sees that the hall closet is duck taped shut. she opened the closet and inside was one very angry midget. the noise was the midget trying to breal through the back wall of the closet.
the midget was very angry and started yelling at the nice lady. which is another way of saying that the midget was short with the nice lady. (couldnt help it).
turns out the midget was a sensus worker who came to the door to ask a few little question. (sorry did it again)
the kid answered the door thought the guy was a leprechaun and wanted to keep it so he took him and put him in the closet. plus times are tough and the pot of gold would really help out. (ill stop now)
the midget even called the cops and wanted to file charges for the theft of his lucky charms. (last one) the part about wanting to file charges is true though.
the police arrived and proceded to have the greatest day of their lives.
nothing came of it, but if this had gone to court someone would have had to read a summary of the events aloud. if anyone in that courtroom had a pulse it wouldnt have gone over well. i wonder if you can be held in contempt for peeing yourself under oath.
this nice lady has a son with downs syndrome. the son is about 25 and lives at home. one day he called his mom at work and said, "mom i found a leprechaun you need to come home right now"
she says, "what"
he says "i found a leprechaun you need to come home right now".
in the backround she can hear a pounding noise. the nice lady hurries home and asks her son whats going on. again he says, "i found a leprechaun".
she looks over and sees that the hall closet is duck taped shut. she opened the closet and inside was one very angry midget. the noise was the midget trying to breal through the back wall of the closet.
the midget was very angry and started yelling at the nice lady. which is another way of saying that the midget was short with the nice lady. (couldnt help it).
turns out the midget was a sensus worker who came to the door to ask a few little question. (sorry did it again)
the kid answered the door thought the guy was a leprechaun and wanted to keep it so he took him and put him in the closet. plus times are tough and the pot of gold would really help out. (ill stop now)
the midget even called the cops and wanted to file charges for the theft of his lucky charms. (last one) the part about wanting to file charges is true though.
the police arrived and proceded to have the greatest day of their lives.
nothing came of it, but if this had gone to court someone would have had to read a summary of the events aloud. if anyone in that courtroom had a pulse it wouldnt have gone over well. i wonder if you can be held in contempt for peeing yourself under oath.
