Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
... than it is at the forums on the top. All they want to talk about up there is trucks.
Down here, things are a lot more interesing.
Take Doc for example, ... . No, I really mean it, please take him.
Saw this one on irv2.com
posted Fri July 04 2003 06:09 PM
A biker stops at the Harley shop to have his bike repaired. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he decided to walk home since he didn't live far from the shop.
On the way hime he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped at the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. He now had a problem of getting all of his purchases home. The store owner said "why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in the other hand?"
Hey thanks! the biker said and went out the door.
In the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"The biker said " well as a matter of fact I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my shortcut and go down this alley, and in no time we will be home. "
The little old lady looked him over cautiously and said, "I am a lonly widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull my skirt up, and molest me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carring a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you against the wall and molest you?"
The lady said, "set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the two chickens. "
Down here, things are a lot more interesing.
Take Doc for example, ... . No, I really mean it, please take him.
Saw this one on irv2.com
posted Fri July 04 2003 06:09 PM
A biker stops at the Harley shop to have his bike repaired. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he decided to walk home since he didn't live far from the shop.
On the way hime he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped at the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. He now had a problem of getting all of his purchases home. The store owner said "why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in the other hand?"
Hey thanks! the biker said and went out the door.
In the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"The biker said " well as a matter of fact I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my shortcut and go down this alley, and in no time we will be home. "
The little old lady looked him over cautiously and said, "I am a lonly widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull my skirt up, and molest me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carring a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you against the wall and molest you?"
The lady said, "set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the two chickens. "
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questions and even stranger remarks. I think he needs to start reading some of his daughters books. On second thought that might not be to good of a idea.
