Got 2 good jobs if ya can fake em out good for ya Gene ol buddy.
Both pay rather well and come with some fringe benefits.
1st one-Drive truck in the Outback of Austrailia. I got a good friend of mine who went over there driving one of those monsters and is raking in the coals. Benefits... See some new country and all the kangaroo you can eat after you mash one... LOL. (btw,he is screaming at me all the time to come over and drive,if I could figure out how to get there with out it involving a jet plane or a boat I am in like flint and there).
2nd one-As winter approaches there is always a need for good quailified,semi psychotic,truck drivers in Northwestern & Northern Canada driving trucks across the frozen lakes. Think of it,its like living a Joey Chitwood Thrill show all the time. Mash the gas,haul some,well you know,and NEVER buckle you seat belt as you may have to jump or exit fast when the ice begins to break.....
I know your not a cold climate person but the northern job pays well and may fund Team Sleddy faster,besides you'd get lost in the outback to easily... . LOL... ... Andy