Male or Female

[Missouri Mule]

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:



FREEZER BAGS:

They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:

These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They

are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.



TIRES:

Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated



HOT AIR BALLOONS:

Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES:

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.



TRAINS:

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. .

EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTECONTROL:

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

 

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THE REMOTECONTROL:

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.



If a device is forgiving enough to allow all buttons to be pushed in any order, and still afford pleasure without guilt? ;it's not merely female, it's the perfect woman.