Man Repellant in a bottle

[Briar Hopper]

What is it with the perfumes women are wearing these days? Maybe it's just me, but some of the new stuff out there has such a bitter, sharp odor it would bring a dead skunk back to life if the wearer walked within 10 feet of it.

The stuff they're putting in there must be the same herbs the ancient Egyptians used for embalming.

Lots of other women seem to have taste more compatible with mine, it's nice when your nose tells you she's wearing something sweet, probably from Victoria's Secret.

But that sharp stuff, peeeee-yooooouuu... ... . I can't imagine holding my breath all night while on a date !

Those of y'all that hunt, this stuff might work in a pinch, if y'all's run out of fox urine to sprinkle on ya boots.

Anybody know what it is, what brand, who makes it?

Ship it all to Iraq or China, it ought to keep them from breeding like rabbits.

 

[klenger]

Come on, don't hold back. How do you really feel about it?

 

[Got Smoke?]

Originally posted by klenger

Come on, don't hold back. How do you really feel about it?

Tom's never been one to beat around the bush! :-laf

 

[rbattelle]

Not to mention when they wear so much you can smell them from 20 feet away outdoors upwind.

 

[illflem]

Some of that stuff is so rank it gives me a bad taste in my mouth and sore throat.

Once when my secretary wore some I took the rest of the day off after asking her not to wear it again. At first I was going to tell her to go home and take a shower but common sense prevailed.

 

[Sled Puller]

Right on, Briar.

 

[Whitmore]

Originally posted by illflem

Some of that stuff is so rank it gives me a bad taste in my mouth and sore throat.





Bill, I think any perfume would have this effect if you licked it





cheers, Kevin

 

[bmoeller]

Originally posted by rbattelle

Not to mention when they wear so much you can smell them from 20 feet away outdoors upwind.

20'? How 'bout 40. Sometimes you can smell the junk that old ladies wear a mile off. Almost like they dumped on the whole bottle. REALLY NASTY odor! :--) :--) Sometimes it is so strong that it pretty much makes you want to gag.

 

[ROADWARRIOR]

I agree with bmoeller. At work, it seems the old ladies are typically the offenders of this. Maybe they are trying to cover up other problems that need attention.



Dan

 

[lschultz]

A few years ago we were going somewhere and my son was in the truck and he told his mother she had so much of that smell-em stuff on he was getting a headache Seems like the older they get the more they put on. Why?Would any of you females like to comment on this reaction? My daughter will turn 18 in Jan. and she smells good

Any woman probably smells good to Whitmore after working in that gas plant. He might like it when he comes by here to harass me in Nov. and he gets a whiff of the hogs,chickens in this area

When a smelly woman is around I usually conteract if with a fart

 

[Hohn]

I had an experience with this. I was working with this woman in a little confined office-within-a-warehouse. The smell was so strong I about confronted her. That placed smelled like I imagine a French *****house would.



Personally, I think that they get so used to putting the stuff on that it burns out their smell receptors. Then they keep putting it on until THEY can smell it. Then it burns 'em out even worse. It's a vicious cycle.



IF their going to smell that bad anyway, why not just put on some fresh Rotella? At least there's a REASON for that smell...



Justin

 

[ladyjaine]

Well, at the moment, I'm not wearing scent other than soap from Victoria's Secret and a touch of #2 from filling the tank this morning. But we all know I'm not your typical female.



I don't like the stuff the young guys are using for aftershave. What happened to Old Spice? That's what I think I guy should smell like. The new ones are so metrosexual, you think you're walking past a butch girl who's a bit confused. Bleargh.



Jean

 

[Briar Hopper]

Jean has an excellent point, the guy's aftershave stuff can be overdone too. The worst part is, I don't mind telling a guy to his face that he laid it on a bit thick this morning, but how do you tell a lady in a nice way??? I doubt it can be done without hurt feelings. Especially if you're trying to get a date with her. It boggles my mind that a woman of 30 likes a perfume like that... .

By the way, Jean does smell good... . at least she did at Muncie this summer.

I'm differentiating here, there seem to be two kinds out there, soft, sweet, flowery, and then the bad stuff, bitter, acidic, sandalwood-like.....

So can anybody tell me what brands they are, who makes it?

 

[Doc Tinker]

I wish I had the foresight to tell the women who were my Sunday School teachers that they smelled like French Hoes. It might have gotten me out of going.



Personally, I think any artificial odor is not good. Unfortunately without deodorant, I wouldn't have any friends. Hmmm. . Maybe I'll throw the deodorant away anyways.



Doc

 

[illflem]

Originally posted by Briar Hopper

... how do you tell a lady in a nice way???

When I had the problem with the secretary I just told her it was bothering me, I must be allergic to it, please don't wear it anymore. She didn't seem to take offence then and when I asked later if I came off weird, she said no problem.

 

[Sled Puller]

"Bleargh. " She says. Interesting word.



So tell us Jean, what men smelled nice at Muncie???

 

[QRTRHRS]

Originally posted by Briar Hopper

Jean has an excellent point, the guy's aftershave stuff can be overdone too. The worst part is, I don't mind telling a guy to his face that he laid it on a bit thick this morning, but how do you tell a lady in a nice way??? I doubt it can be done without hurt feelings.

You know what they say about getting past the smell... Okay be nice, I know. Just be a bit tactful about when you decide to mention it. That way, if things go south chalk it up.



Barn chicks. Barn chicks don't usually dose themselves up much at all. Guess maybe that goes the other way?

 

[bmoeller]

Originally posted by Doc Tinker

Unfortunately without deodorant, I wouldn't have any friends. Hmmm. . Maybe I'll throw the deodorant away anyways.



Doc

I use anti-perspirant deodorant. In the summer, or when working hard, I can kill it in a hour. Maybe not even that long.

 

[Briar Hopper]

Originally posted by Got Smoke?

Tom's never been one to beat around the bush! :-laf

Heeheehee... if it smells, I'm not beating around it !!!!

 

[Hohn]

Originally posted by bmoeller

I use anti-perspirant deodorant. In the summer, or when working hard, I can kill it in a hour. Maybe not even that long.

Hey-- Try that Old Spice High Endurance RED ZONE-- it's like a semi-solid paste stick.



I have never been able to sweat through that stuff-- it's amazing even after 4 days:-laf:



Then again, I always smell like a bed of roses





BTW-- At the top of my list of perfumes I HATE is ANYTHING that Elizabeth Taylor has her name on... GROSS!!



on the other hand, the Victoria's Secret perfumes (Especially the dream angels Divine) is enough to make your heart rate speed up!!



Justin