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Michael Jackson Admits Plastic Surgery; France Unconvinced
--Chirac Demands More Time for U. N. Face Inspectors
At the United Nations today, U. S. Secretary of State Colin Powell
offered what he called "conclusive proof" that the singer Michael
Jackson has had plastic surgery, but failed to convince France.
In his presentation, Powell first showed two photos of Jackson, taken
in 1979 and 2003, to illustrate the dramatic transformation of the
singer's face from human to Halloween mask.
As Security Council members watched intently, Powell then played a
tape of a recent court appearance by Jackson, during which the tip of
his nose appeared to fall from his face and onto the floor.
Finally, Powell played a tape of the ABC program "20/20" in which
Jackson admitted he had plastic surgery, after which a visibly
frustrated Powell turned to the ambassador from France and
asked, "How much more freaking proof do you clowns need?"
While the French ambassador did not respond, impassively sipping on a
glass of red wine while reading a book by Camus, later in the day
French President Jacques Chirac had harsh words for Powell, saying
that the Secretary of State "had proved nothing. "
President Chirac added that the United Nations should grant its
official face inspection team more time to look at Jackson's head to
determine whether the singer had plastic surgery or not.
In related news, President Chirac said the U. S. had failed to show
convincing proof that Jennifer Lopez has a big bum.
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--Chirac Demands More Time for U. N. Face Inspectors
At the United Nations today, U. S. Secretary of State Colin Powell
offered what he called "conclusive proof" that the singer Michael
Jackson has had plastic surgery, but failed to convince France.
In his presentation, Powell first showed two photos of Jackson, taken
in 1979 and 2003, to illustrate the dramatic transformation of the
singer's face from human to Halloween mask.
As Security Council members watched intently, Powell then played a
tape of a recent court appearance by Jackson, during which the tip of
his nose appeared to fall from his face and onto the floor.
Finally, Powell played a tape of the ABC program "20/20" in which
Jackson admitted he had plastic surgery, after which a visibly
frustrated Powell turned to the ambassador from France and
asked, "How much more freaking proof do you clowns need?"
While the French ambassador did not respond, impassively sipping on a
glass of red wine while reading a book by Camus, later in the day
French President Jacques Chirac had harsh words for Powell, saying
that the Secretary of State "had proved nothing. "
President Chirac added that the United Nations should grant its
official face inspection team more time to look at Jackson's head to
determine whether the singer had plastic surgery or not.
In related news, President Chirac said the U. S. had failed to show
convincing proof that Jennifer Lopez has a big bum.
AND
give this a try
http://mr-31238.mr.valuehost.co.uk/assets/Flash/psychic.swf
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