That's pretty funny.
On a more serious note, the real DOT seems to be doing a lot of fundraising in Stillwater. I think they are trying to catch people skipping out on the I 94 weigh station south of town, but it is getting rediculous. One or two days a week, downtown stillwater is full of stopped trucks and troopers. I have lived here all my life, and in the last 3 weeks had my tank dipped twice and had to explain several times that I am not for hire, I just happen to drive a 1-ton. I know they have a job to do, but it is getting really annoying, and I feel a little bit geographically picked on. Sorry, rant off.
Good luck with the chipmonks.
Matt