More Bumper Stickers!!

[TORQUE THIS]

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?



Grow your own dope, plant a man.



P. M. S. Punish My Spouse



Is that your head or did your neck throw up?



I'm not fat -- I'm overskinny



Fat women are like mopeds - fun to ride until your friends find out



i souport publik edekashun



I took an IQ test and the results were negative.



My child beat up your honor student.



My road to success is under construction



If you'll get any closer, I'll fart



Do Not Tailgate, Or I Will Flick a Booger on Your windshield!



I'm not tailgaiting I'm drafting!



If you can't stop when I do, smile as you go under!

 

[bmoeller]

I'd rather YOU were fishing!

 

[klenger]

"My Child Was Inmate of the Month at the State Prison"

 

[Shovelhead]

I'm not worthless.

I can always be used as a bad example.





I'm not going to work today.

The voices said to stay home and clean the guns.

 

[Champane Flight]

Hire

Hire a teenager, while they still know it all!

 

[coldsteel]

To you it may just be a six-pack

To me its group therapy

 

[mcoleman]

I have seen this one 4 times this past weekend.



**** off a Liberal. Buy a gun.



and this one by Ted Nugent.

If guns kill people mine is defective.



Us Hillbillies all seem to be kind of pro-gun/pro-Bush here in the Ozarks.

 

[Todd T]

stolen from another thread;



if you can read this, you are in range of the magic smoke machine

 

[wcaldwell]

Klenger,



Mine WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oo. Oo.

 

[klenger]

I used to say that I had a brother-in-law that was a drug dealer and a brother who was in the Michigan State Pen.



The brother-in-law was actually a salesman for a pharmisudical (sp) company and now has a PHD. My brother was a librarian at the state pen, did his 20 years, and is retired.



Don't tell my mother I work in aviation, ... she thinks I'm a piano player in a ***** house.

 

[nickleinonen]

Who lit the fuse on your tampon



:-laf

 

[pathaymond]

90% of peaple are caused by accidents.

Oo.

 

[TXCTD]

Here's my favorite:



Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket

 

[klenger]

Sign on the door of one of my co-workers

"Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes"

 

[Champane Flight]

Sister

I'd rather have a sister in a &^%$#house, than a brother driving a Ford!

 

[RustyJC]

Originally posted by klenger

Don't tell my mother I work in aviation, ... she thinks I'm a piano player in a ***** house.

Gee, Ken, I grew up hearing that one as:

Please don't tell my mother I work in the oil patch - she thinks I'm a piano player in a *****house.

Rusty

 

[wcaldwell]

I told a young 2nd Lt about 18 years ago that "I would rather my son be a piano player in a ***** house than a 2nd Lt in the Air Force. " He didn't immediately see the humor in that comment.

 

[klenger]

Rusty:



Working in aviation isn't as respectable as the oil patch.