My Best Smoking Incident (so far)

[tugboatphil]

I was in traffic yesterday evening. Two college punks cut me off close, right before a stoplight. It was a BMW M3 (obviously Daddies money). I figured they would rocket away after the green. Didn't happen, so I planned my maneuver.



While trailing them, I also noticed the melody of a rap song that I'm unfamiliar with (which would include all of them). The drivers window was down about 5 inches. This was surprising, as it had gotten cold yesterday.



After gaining the lead, with him on my right rear, I carefully judged his following distance and estimated windage. Just before I had to turn left, I slowed briefly and then just about put my foot through the floorboard. I'm positive that I filled the car. I know, because we both caught the redlight and I spent 30 seconds looking over at them and smiling! :-laf :-laf



The previous best before this was filling up a 30 yr old Volvo loaded down with hippie bumper stickers on the back window.



Should I go get a hobby, or does this qualify as one?

 

[MartyK]

That qualifies as a hobby. Nice job.

 

[Greenleaf]

Good on ya BUD!! Oo.



You were "surprised that your window was down"? Who rolled the window down, Phil?



Not to bust your bubble or nutt'n (cause I built your pump) but just imagine driving a manual 5 speed and a Greenleaf'ed pump w/NO air fuel control device :--) :-laf





Did just that last weekend Sortta like this... ... or, maybe this... ... ... ... .









Scott

 

[tugboatphil]

You were "surprised that your window was down"? Who rolled the window down, Phil?

Hello? Scott? HIS window was down! I think you need to get out of the garage and take a break.



Nice Smoke!!

 

[JLEONARD]

and take a break.

Yea Scott... go take a (expletive deleted) smoke break will ya?? :-laf :-laf

I mean like go find beemer and let loose dude.

 

[Greenleaf]

Oh... ok then... HIS window was down. Sorry. Been cold here too and run'n the buses indoors again



I'll go set in the corner THIS time Phil



Scott

 

[Philip]

:-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[jwdeeming]

I do not condone this sort of juvenile behavior at all.



I've done it myself, mind you, but I still do not condone it... .





... smoke on!

 

[DieselTweaker]

Alway's love a good smoking good job Phil

 

[Chris and Sam]

NOW that is SMOKE!!!!

Good on ya BUD!! Oo.



You were "surprised that your window was down"? Who rolled the window down, Phil?



Not to bust your bubble or nutt'n (cause I built your pump) but just imagine driving a manual 5 speed and a Greenleaf'ed pump w/NO air fuel control device :--) :-laf





Did just that last weekend Sortta like this... ... or, maybe this... ... ... ... .









Scott

 

[Moab4x4]

That hurts!

I think I laughed hard enough to hurt myself!

Definitely a valid hobby!

My last was a Subaru. The windows on both sides were down and the smoke came out the other side. :-laf

I usually try to be considerate, but there are times one can't help oneself.

Happy hunting.

 

[bgilbert]

ROTFLMAO, great pic Scott!!



Now with a 500hp 14mm VE you can have the power without the smoke... but for some that would be no fun. Of course there's ways around that, just do away with afc.

 

[BTighe]

i was thinking of a way to have a switch on the dash that would open the wastegate. who needs boost when you have fuel and ignorant drivers.

 

[Rebel Ram]

Beemers are always in season. I didn't smoke one but some 7 series blingbling was hoging a parking spot at Taco smell yesterday a little to the left. So I felt the need to park proper next to it. I was in my spot correctly but I left 2" between my right dually fender and his door. I didn't see the show but he or she HAD to go through the passenger side. Priceless!