Attention: TDR Forum Junkies Before you guys read this story, I have to warn you THIS was THE weirdest thing I have witnessed in my entire life. You CAN'T make up stuff like this.
I'm on a semi-pro football team and after our last practice I fired up the 24 valve while we shot the breeze in the high school parking lot where we practice. I have a 4" straight exhaust and some teammates were commenting the usual, you know, "That sounds like a big rig!" and "Why does it smoke that white smoke like that?", yada yada... even the black guys are like, "That sounds cool, like a fire truck. "
... When this SMOKIN' HOT babe and I mean Dave Mitchell smoke, right? This woman was beautiful!! Honey blonde hair and a WONDERFUL figure, about 25 years old makin' this Fort Wayne Fire Academy T shirt look REAL good, walking toward the Dodge and givin' me this look, THE LOOK. You know, the wedding night look, right into my eyes! But get this, I KNOW she's NOT interested in me 'cause I noticed this honey on day ONE, right? And she looked right through my old behind, so I know she wasn't checking ME out. Besides, her husband is our middle linebacker, he's a firefighter slash gym rat and is as good looking as she is... .
But she walks right up to the passenger window and I roll it down and ask her if she was okay. We stare at each other and there is absolutely NO mistaking the dreamy expression on this girl's face as she is staring at me with this goofy smile on her mug.
I turn my truck off so's I can hear her better and when I do her expression reduces almost to tears! Now I'm REALLY confused but Fire shows up in my driver side window. Sorry, Fire is this girl's hubby and our Mike linebacker, we call him 'Fire' cause his favorite play is '4 3 Fire Go', a blitz where he gets to hit the QB, and because, obviously, he's a Fort Wayne City firefighter.
So Fire walks up, and he goes about 6' 3" and 260 pounds and I'm thinkin' "crap, here we go, I'm flirtin' with his wife and this dude is goin' to beat the snot outta me now.....
But he's got this sheepish look on his face and he APOLOGIZES! "Sorry, Brian. She really likes diesels. " I'm all like " Oh yeah! Me too! Theres this website called the TDR... . " He says "No dude, she REALLY LIKES diesels! Know what I mean?" Hes got this pained look on his face and her face is bright red! I'm thinkin' Are you kidding me? But both of them look like the want to die right there.
I asked her if she wanted to hear it again and she nodded yes and came around to my side so I started it back up and her husband just looked at her and sort of rolled his eyes, smiled and walked away. She stayed and beamed at me until I drove off. Seems she grew up around fire engines. Family business. But I aint NEVER heard of a diesel turning a woman on before...
Sorry so long, Brian.
I'm on a semi-pro football team and after our last practice I fired up the 24 valve while we shot the breeze in the high school parking lot where we practice. I have a 4" straight exhaust and some teammates were commenting the usual, you know, "That sounds like a big rig!" and "Why does it smoke that white smoke like that?", yada yada... even the black guys are like, "That sounds cool, like a fire truck. "
... When this SMOKIN' HOT babe and I mean Dave Mitchell smoke, right? This woman was beautiful!! Honey blonde hair and a WONDERFUL figure, about 25 years old makin' this Fort Wayne Fire Academy T shirt look REAL good, walking toward the Dodge and givin' me this look, THE LOOK. You know, the wedding night look, right into my eyes! But get this, I KNOW she's NOT interested in me 'cause I noticed this honey on day ONE, right? And she looked right through my old behind, so I know she wasn't checking ME out. Besides, her husband is our middle linebacker, he's a firefighter slash gym rat and is as good looking as she is... .
But she walks right up to the passenger window and I roll it down and ask her if she was okay. We stare at each other and there is absolutely NO mistaking the dreamy expression on this girl's face as she is staring at me with this goofy smile on her mug.
I turn my truck off so's I can hear her better and when I do her expression reduces almost to tears! Now I'm REALLY confused but Fire shows up in my driver side window. Sorry, Fire is this girl's hubby and our Mike linebacker, we call him 'Fire' cause his favorite play is '4 3 Fire Go', a blitz where he gets to hit the QB, and because, obviously, he's a Fort Wayne City firefighter.
So Fire walks up, and he goes about 6' 3" and 260 pounds and I'm thinkin' "crap, here we go, I'm flirtin' with his wife and this dude is goin' to beat the snot outta me now.....
But he's got this sheepish look on his face and he APOLOGIZES! "Sorry, Brian. She really likes diesels. " I'm all like " Oh yeah! Me too! Theres this website called the TDR... . " He says "No dude, she REALLY LIKES diesels! Know what I mean?" Hes got this pained look on his face and her face is bright red! I'm thinkin' Are you kidding me? But both of them look like the want to die right there. I asked her if she wanted to hear it again and she nodded yes and came around to my side so I started it back up and her husband just looked at her and sort of rolled his eyes, smiled and walked away. She stayed and beamed at me until I drove off. Seems she grew up around fire engines. Family business. But I aint NEVER heard of a diesel turning a woman on before...
Sorry so long, Brian.
