my wife's gonna crap.....

[shendren]

when she see's the geno's bill for $207. 85 for floor mats and a drink holder!



sometimes you just got to say..... " what the !@#$ "... ... .



i can handle the punishment.



i feel embarassed telling anyone what i just spent on frappin floor mats... ... .



i hope they're as nice as cooker says!!

 

[pwr2tow]

consider yourself lucky, my wife would super glue my hands to my balls for spending that kind of money on floor mats.



On a serious note, You only live once and you might as well make the best of it. The only reason I work is so I can buy dumb things.



Ron

 

[jweir]

Thanks!

Thanks guys, I needed a good laugh today

 

[pwknapp]

Awful lot of money just to catch things you walk in.

 

[HTRDHLR]

"Super glue my hans ds to my balls"

 

[Whitmore]

what the hey

superglue hands balls holly freakin cow man this aint right



just tell em how much it will increase your econemy, heck my wife says my Ram has to have a gallon of fuel drained out every sunday to keep it from overflowing you just gotta know how to deal with it ... ... ... Kevin

 

[klenger]

"It's better to beg for forgivness than ask for permission"

 

[illflem]

Scott, I have some Super-glue remover if you want to borrow it

 

[fox]

How is Scott going to respond if she has already used the glue?

Maybe he can get a pencil in his teeth and pluk away at the key board!

Now I am going to delete this thread so MY wife doesn't see this and get an idea. And she will remove the pencils too!

fox

 

[MikeR]

superglue

One of the service writers at my work did that to himself. He would always fill cuts on his hands with superglue. Well, one day he filled a cut, then had to go pee... and I'll let you figure out what that idiot did!:--)



Can you say, a little loss of skin!



-Mike

 

[pwr2tow]

Hey mike,

laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my face :{



That reminded me of a guy I now (name withheld to protect the inocent) who was cooking with hot jelopenios and had to go take a leak, for got to wash hands before going and oh man did that burn, so I heard!!!:-laf



Ron

 

[BillH]

Shendren,



Don't worry about it, if she is anything like my wife, she'll get over it in a couple of days. Then it is time to start all over again on purchases.



Bill

 

[LarryB]

Re: superglue

Originally posted by MikeR

One of the service writers at my work did that to himself. He would always fill cuts on his hands with superglue. Well, one day he filled a cut, then had to go pee... and I'll let you figure out what that idiot did!

Was his name Red Ruffinsore?

 

[dustoff]

lmao

i love to hear funny stories like this... . i have a friend that did something about this stupid many, many, many years ago(remember i have been here since the arc landed so my kids tell me) anyway he was a newly wed and after he and his new wife consumed a few beers on a weekend night they began to feel a little frisky so they retired to the bedroom... with it being at night, and newly weds and with the lights off and with a few cool ones downed he reaches over to the nightstand drawer to fetch the vasoline... . well he retrieved the vicks vapor rub instead and the rest is history... he spent the next two days under a COLD shower... ... thats a true story..... tooooo funny

 

[redneckdr]

tricks with superglue

dang, i know a great story about what a wife did with superglue one night whilst her errant, pandering, untrue husband slept. oh well, in the interest of the family attitude of this website, ya'll just have to use your imagination. needless to say, he was hurtin for certain. not quite as bad as Lorena Bobbin'it... ... ... .

 

[Turbo Thom]

Bill:

I don't have that problem anymore. The wife has forgotten where there located. Don't need glue. Just a little help.



. . Preston. .

 

[Mactruck]

shendron

I feel for you, I really do.

I just put $250 dollars on my Charge card as well.

The funny thing is half the stuff I ordered is for HER

She's short so she wanted that bumper step for the front bumper. As well as the fuel flap and lots of other little things. (filters & such). I handed her the catalogue and she went to town

Have I Created a Monster :{

 

[shendren]

ok, she didn't go completely whacko.



so... ... .....



i had her pick me up and left my truck with the spray-in bedliner guy!! holy sh!@... . another $300

 

[Cooker]

$300 for a spray in liner on a long box sounds very reasonable IMO. What brand are you getting Scott.



With all the goodies you are buying, it appears you are willing to put up with the Dodge part of the truck to have a Cummins huh?

 

[shendren]

yes, cooker i am. please don't remind me that i own a dodge. my bed liner is a husky. 7 layers thick on the bottom. at least 1/4" thick. nice. if you don't have one get one.