Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
N. B. S. A. Pack Adventures.
Have you ever wanted to be rid of a Pest, A** Hole, Belligerent old fool or some other arrogant POS.
Now for a LIMITED TIME!! You can have this
Work mate
significant other
Married mistake
or
Just someone that pesters the I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER out of you on the Internet???
REMOVED PERMINATLEY!!!
N. B. S. A. Pack adventures
Has been in the disposal business for years and has a very prestigious client base to prove the job can be done discreetly without any DNA evidence that might pose problems IF the PROBLEM POS is ever found!!!
There are 3 packages to choose from
"ECONOMEY PACKAGE"
Beaten with a baseball bat
A used rope around the neck (to make sure the POS is out of you life)
Drag the POS into a field and left to rot
" Mid Price Package"
Again the TIME PROVEN!!! Baseball bat
Taken to the nearest USED Outhouse and dropped in HEAD FIRST with the other content (aka I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER) like them and covered
This has been a proven method of disposal!! No one would look in or even care to recover the POS from the outhouse.
" Golden Good By A** Hole Package"
Instead of the Baseball bat a more DEFENITALY DONE GUN method
Slumped over and tied to one of our PACK MULES!!!! (covered or uncovered your choice)
Taken to one of our MANY Beautiful, smartly dug holes in the great outdoors and tossed in with the LEAST AMOUNT OF CONCERN.
We like to have special requests
from the DESPOSING PARTY at an additional cost.
Our only concern is your Peace of Mind that the POS that has bothered you the most will be distastefully taken care of.
If you have any thoughts or need a price list Please Don't Hesitate to Call
Never Be Seen Again Pack Adventures
Just having some fun dont take this for real
Have you ever wanted to be rid of a Pest, A** Hole, Belligerent old fool or some other arrogant POS.
Now for a LIMITED TIME!! You can have this
Work mate
significant other
Married mistake
or
Just someone that pesters the I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER out of you on the Internet???
REMOVED PERMINATLEY!!!
N. B. S. A. Pack adventures
Has been in the disposal business for years and has a very prestigious client base to prove the job can be done discreetly without any DNA evidence that might pose problems IF the PROBLEM POS is ever found!!!
There are 3 packages to choose from
"ECONOMEY PACKAGE"
Beaten with a baseball bat
A used rope around the neck (to make sure the POS is out of you life)
Drag the POS into a field and left to rot
" Mid Price Package"
Again the TIME PROVEN!!! Baseball bat
Taken to the nearest USED Outhouse and dropped in HEAD FIRST with the other content (aka I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER) like them and covered
This has been a proven method of disposal!! No one would look in or even care to recover the POS from the outhouse.
" Golden Good By A** Hole Package"
Instead of the Baseball bat a more DEFENITALY DONE GUN method
Slumped over and tied to one of our PACK MULES!!!! (covered or uncovered your choice)
Taken to one of our MANY Beautiful, smartly dug holes in the great outdoors and tossed in with the LEAST AMOUNT OF CONCERN.
We like to have special requests
from the DESPOSING PARTY at an additional cost.
Our only concern is your Peace of Mind that the POS that has bothered you the most will be distastefully taken care of.
If you have any thoughts or need a price list Please Don't Hesitate to Call
Never Be Seen Again Pack Adventures
Just having some fun dont take this for real
