Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
B.G. Smith
TDR MEMBER
No, they wouldn't do that?
TEN TOP INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS HANGED TO A CHEAPER HMO
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park. "
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is " An apple a day. "
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming. "
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HMO:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
TEN TOP INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS HANGED TO A CHEAPER HMO
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park. "
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is " An apple a day. "
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming. "
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HMO:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
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