Near Death Experiences

[Doc Tinker]

The Horseback Riding Incident





Recently I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control.



I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off.



Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot got caught up in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground.



Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged it.



Thank God for heros.





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[DarrellB]

That is funny stuff Doc. :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf



Darrell

 

[klenger]

ROTFLMAO.



Doc, the Irv2.com forum has a thread called "How often do you do it?" Sounds like a good poll for the TDR.

 

[PRout]

Last week I went to the accountant to pick up my taxes...



Thought I was gonna die... :--)



But didnt get that lucky...



While feeling euphoric as I sensed myself floating through this long tunnel... got to the end & Finally got to see St. Peter after hovering around in the waiting room for hours. . He was so busy w/ all the April 15th heart attack victims & suicide cases, I almost had to came back the next day. . he proceeded to inform me that I hadnt sent off the check yet... Therefore, it was back on the bus for me... Will never be the same...

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Are we lookin for serious things here??



Cause I have one!!

 

[Bigsaint]

Doc, you darn near killed me on that one !!! LMAOF



Thanks, I needed that after the night I just had .



Scott W.

 

[SOOT]

ROTFLMAO Oo. @Doc