New option for 2005 Models: passenger security...

[fkovalski]

http://www.sillyhumor.com/trunkmonkey/



The guy who forwarded me this said that it is an actual car dealership!

 

[CChase]

That's awesome... . but where are we going to keep him. No trunk, no monkey :{

 

[amillstream]

That's awesome... . but where are we going to keep him. No trunk, no monkey :{

Toolbox

 

[HoleshotHolset]

This further proves my opinion that monkies are great.



Past, present and future uses:

1. Bathroom Monkey - (the SNL skit was hilarious) cleans up the room of your house that nobody likes to deal with.
   
2. Space Exploration Monkey - this has been done in the past... and it's bound to happen again.
   
3. QA Monkey - performs random keyboard/mouse clicks to test software like a real end user
   
4. Manager Monkey - attends meetings and walks around aimlessly in an effort to bother his subordinates
   
5. Phonics Monkey - teaches your son/daughter/dependant phonics... better him than you.
   
6. Listening Monkey - nods and smiles when your annoying friend or co-worker is blabbin incessantly about something you don't care about.
   
7. Vacuum Monkey - vacuums the entire house... Those Roomba robots don't take to the stairs like a Vacuum Monkey!
   
8. Entertainment Monkey (as seen in Mexico!) - poses for photos with a lit cigarette in their mouth/hand.
   

Feel free to add to the list as you see fit.



(BTW, if you take offense to this... you shouldn't. I don't condone animal slavery or violence against animals in any way. Watch some more Comedy Central and lighten up!!)



Matt