The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Quaeda out of the mountains of
Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces. The team,
consiting of
Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with the
following information about the Taliban:
1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5. Some are gay.
6. They don't like barbecue.
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
The war should be over in just about a week. :-laf
Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces. The team,
consiting of
Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with the
following information about the Taliban:
1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5. Some are gay.
6. They don't like barbecue.
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
The war should be over in just about a week. :-laf