New words from the Wash Post

[illflem]

The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or

changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:



Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.



Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.



Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting

laid.



Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.



Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who

doesn't get it.



Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.



Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.



Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)



Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad

vibes, right? And then, like, the earth explodes and it's

like, a serious bummer.



Glibido: All talk and no action.



Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they

come at you rapidly.



Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a-hole.

 

[Shovelhead]

OUTSTANDING FIND





Still LMAO



Especially liked the last two. :-laf