newest torque convertor yet!!

[jeff2]

call for details 1800 :-{}

 

[LSMITH]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! That ^^^^^ is funny!!

 

[JHansen]

I am currently working on a 115% efficient one that uses solar power and my patented Vortex Torqux Multiplying Action technology to actually increase the torque that the engine produces! It's still in the testing stages-I'm having a hard time getting the quantities I need of unobtanium, a rare element that is required to withstand the high loads and pressures generated in such a device.



Keep in mind this is top-secret technology-just keep it between us OK? We don't wanna tip our hand to the other side!



Jason

Working Hard To Build You A Better Life!

 

[drawson]

I've been working on what I call my Adam Bomb torque converter/ clutch. Yes it will replace either a torque converter or a clutch!!!! The coolest part is is doesn't need any diesel fuel to power it. The CTD is used just to keep the thing cool.

The power it produces is slightly off set by all the lead that has to be added to keep the driver safe... ...



More to come later... ...

 

[JHansen]

See Dee-you and I are heading in parallel directions here. We'll have to put our heads together at the Diesel Dyno Stampede and see what kind of mayhem we can unleash on the world!



J

 

[Cummins4Life]

ok now I'm confused. Tell me again where the dilithium crysals go?

 

[drawson]

Can't wait to meet you all. But I don't think they'll let me bring my new convert accrossed the border. :--)

 

[StakeMan]

I thought unobtanium was just extra creamy peanut butter?

 

[RustyJC]

Originally posted by StakeMan

I thought unobtanium was just extra creamy peanut butter?

Ummmm..... nope. Extra creamy peanut butter is also called heavium, the heaviest substance known to man. It's used for balancing turbine discs, flywheels, etc. !



Rusty

 

[Shovelhead]

Originally posted by RustyJC

Ummmm..... nope. Extra creamy peanut butter is also called heavium, the heaviest substance known to man.

Rusty

Obviously you have never seen one of my Ex's "homemade" cakes.

 

[BushWakr - RIP]

LOL:-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf

Homemade cakes... I got that beat with Suga's meatloaf... .

That stuff has its own gravitational field:-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf

Humor really helps. .



Bob

 

[JR2]

Guys - I did not want to share this with the membership till its fully tested but I guess with all your new products I must come clean. I have found that using butterscotch syrup in my transmission has lowerd the tems by over 300 degress and I can not slip the TC and I have 1500 HP. In addition I have found that using salon selectives shampoo in the rear end and Orange juice in for oil have great positive effects and actually gave me a hp increase (thats how I got to 1500)

 

[BCFAST]

GREAT SCOTT~!

What kind of warranty can I expect? I mean, what happens if my Flux Capaciter pukes out in say, Dump Truck County Iowa?

 

[JMichelson]

Newer and Better

Come on guys. Everybody know that my new design transmission with a cryogenically frozen then boiled in olive oil input shaft and titanium gonkulator armature will be the best. It will use a mixture of Diet Coke and Crisco oil for transmission fluid. The clutch material will be my daughters chocolate chip cookies. It makes a surface that will not slip and is virtually indestructible. It will come with a life time warrantee or until it fails which ever comes first. I will sponsor a few trucks, you could be one of the lucky ones. I’m still trying to line up shops to do installations. I’m not having much luck. I’ll keep you posted. Jeff

 

[Shovelhead]

I've been working on a new auto transmission fluid that contains a high percentage of J. B. Weld.



Just pour it in your transmission, wait 24 hours, and presto... ... guaranteed lock-up

 

[JMichelson]

I tried the JB Weld in my transmission. I ended up doing locked up shifts. We all know from another thread that it is not a good idea to do locked up shifts unless you have an ATS torque converter. Jeff

 

[D. Showan]

How can you guys take such a earth shattering, all important topic as Torque converters and make jokes about it. Good to see it. .

 

[JConley]

I like the TC Strick-9 had. Burn all the clutch lining off, then let the plates weld themselves together.



Remember... Its not broken, its a feature

 

[Pull'nOld Iron]

technology advances

These are all nice ideas but what about the new MOM TC. Pulls you out of bed at 5am, slaps you in the butt with some hard shift short stacks and never slips up!



The reports are scketchy but from what I understand, it already knows more and has been everywhere twice. If you talk bad about it, it will know and correct your errors.



But the most notable feature is it's ability to forgive all your faults and give you a kiss good night!



So keep your cryogentic and dilithium crystal stuff. MOM's TC sounds like it will kick a--! :{ :{ Oo. Oo. :-{} :-{}