Attention: TDR Forum Junkies *Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, California.
*White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's
third language.
*Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops
&livestock.
*Baby conceived naturally... . Scientists stumped.
*Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and
Lebanon. )
*Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
*Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
*George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
*Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17. 89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesday only.
*35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
*Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
*Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
*Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
*New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers, fly
swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
*Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to
campaign accounts.
*Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
*IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
*Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.
largest country in the world, California.
*White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's
third language.
*Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops
&livestock.
*Baby conceived naturally... . Scientists stumped.
*Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and
Lebanon. )
*Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
*Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
*George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
*Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17. 89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesday only.
*35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
*Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
*Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
*Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
*New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers, fly
swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
*Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to
campaign accounts.
*Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
*IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
*Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.
