North East Let's Rock The House! ..... HOOTERS!

[Batman]

TNT..... you were missing

Just kiddingOo.

 

[HoleshotHolset]

stew:



Don't worry... . you'll know what a 'bottle rocket' is... . soon enough.



MTY

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Ah, the famous bottle rocket!! Ask my brother about it

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Originally posted by TORQUE THIS

Ah, the famous bottle rocket!!

Cho Mang, Chu wannah say chello to mah leetle friend?

 

[HoleshotHolset]

30-second TV Advertisement:



*insert video of distressed looking guy - pulling hair out, balding*

Voiceover of Compensated Endorser - Troy McClure: "So many frosty beverages... . so little time. "



"NOT ANY MORE!"



*insert flashy graphics, cheesy titles and Ron Popeilish music*



Voiceover of Compensated Endorser - Troy McClure: "The new Bottle Rocket from HSH Industries will solve your time management and social problems forever!"



*quick cutaway to distressed guy - he is handed the Bottle Rocket by former teen TV star Tiffany Amber Theissen and she's all smiles, of course..... distressed guy changes his tune and realizes immediately the benefits of the Bottle Rocket - without even seeing how it works!*



*page-turn transition to video of distressed guy - dressed in khaki shorts and a 'big-fat-party-guy Hawaiian shirt'... surrounded by the Hawaiian Tropic female swimsuit 'team'. Nobody really knows how this guy went from being stuck in traffic in his PSD... to tailgating with the girls in the back of his CTD Dodge... . but that's the amazing part... . Bottle Rocket is THAT good!*



*close-up of former distressed guy... *



Distressed guy - "Thanks Bottle Rocket!"



*cutaway to wide shot of CTD Dodge party scene with bikini clad gals and so forth*



Voiceover of Compensated Endorser - Troy McClure: "Bottle Rocket for use with vitamin-D-enriched-lowfat-milk, and soda-pop only. Use as directed. "







~Matt

 

[Wheaties]

rofflemou! Bravo! Bravisimo! :-laf :-laf :-laf



Last second voice over: " ... . just 49 payments of $9. 95 . . side effects may include cold sweats, slurred speech, excessive urination, and the inability to walk. Do not take with cheese"



MTE

 

[HoleshotHolset]

MTE: I'm glad you enjoyed it...



MTY - :-laf

 

[stg2500]

I just found out that I have to go to training for work on the 29th. It figures they have to schedule it for the one Saturday in March that I made plans for. The training should be over about 4 or 5 PM anyone still going to be there?

 

[MarkF]

ITS A GIRL!!!!!! Oo. Oo. Oo. Oo. She popped at 12:40 AM March 8, 7 lbs 15 oz 20. 5 inches long. Emily Harriette F. Mom and baby are doing well! Dad needs a beer and sleep.

MarkF

Mom got a proper ride to the hospital in the Dodge and baby will also get a proper ride home from the hospital in the Dodge.

 

[BIGDIG]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo. Oo. Oo. CONGRATS MARK

 

[98rammer]

yes, big congrats mark!!Oo. Oo.

 

[Camara]

Congratulations and the best of luck with her. Keep her locked up until she is about 40.

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Schweet! Trust me Buy a Bubble for her! They are pricey but get her fitted for one NOW! ..... Kevlar even!



Congrats!! #ad

 

[BSoldie]

Phwooooo! Finally, huh Mark?



Crongratulations!

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Congrats MarkF, post some pics!!!!

 

[Wheaties]

Congratulations Mark! You lucky B**t**d!! If it were me, I'd do what I can to make her a tomboy. Girls are great!!

Oo. Oo.

MTE

 

[Batman]

Congrats Mark... ... ..... These will be the best years of your life, enjoy them.

Glad to hear everyone is healthy.

George

 

[FireChick]

Congrats!!!



You'll have to make her a true member (in years to come). Can't wait to see some pic's.





p. s.



Matt..... you're weird.....

 

[HoleshotHolset]

I just got news that won't allow me to attend on the 29th. Actions beyond my control... .



Anyhow... . congrats on the new dieselhead - start saving for a CTD and college NOW!!



MTY

 

[JLEONARD]

Anyhow... . congrats on the new dieselhead - start saving for a CTD

Yes..... and it won't be any plain jane truck... . She will need a truck with all the fancy trimmin's

Start saving