Not funny, Not funny at all

[DarrellB]

Last weekend me and a few friends Toilet papered a buddy's house because it was his birthday. Well some how it got back to him that the TP was my idea and when I left work yesterday morning I got a big hand full of vassilene when I went to open my door. My friend (I think he still is) had packed both my door handles with vassilene. I got all the **** cleaned out from under the door handles, after about an hour or so of cleaning.



Now for the good part As you all know this means WAR



I need some help on ideas to get this guy back. I was thinking of installing an old back up alarm on his truck while he's sleeping but I'm always open to some more evil and deadly ideas.



Help me get this guy back. He messed with the Dodge and now he must pay with blood. (maybe not with blood but you understand)



The infadel must pay#@$%! :-laf :-laf

Big D

 

[Bigsaint]

BigD, does his vehicle have hubcaps ??? If so, throw a few small stones under same. We did this at work to a 'buddy' and roared when he drove off. He wasn't amused, but it was good for a laugh non the less. If you want to get real nasty, grease up his wipers in anticipation of the next rain storm.



Scott W.

 

[Briar Hopper]

Darrel 'ol buddy, you work maintenance like I do, right? Do it like a real maintenance tech would, and snitch an electrical cable tie wrap from the parts crib, the biggest one you can find, and fasten it to a universal joint on his truck.

 

[The patriot]

If you have the time (sounds like you do? :-laf ) splice a wire from his brake lights to his horn or from his turn signal wire.

This should scare the hell out of him once at least. :-laf

Eric

 

[edgeman]

BigD,

Put some linberger cheese on his exhost manifold,it wont hurt any thing but sure will smell till its all burned off. Have fun. Edgeman

 

[K_Arts]

Originally posted by The patriot

If you have the time (sounds like you do? :-laf ) splice a wire from his brake lights to his horn or from his turn signal wire.

This should scare the hell out of him once at least. :-laf

Eric

LMAO... that is pretty good. I'm gonna have to use this trick one day.



Kev

 

[TPCDrafting]

grumpy old men part 3...

1. go catch a trout at the lake and stick it under the seat in his truck.

2. super glue a ford embelm to his dodge tailgate.

 

[JHansen]

The signal light wire to horn trick is indeed funny..... the biggest trick is to try to plan out his route and wire it to the signal light that he'll use later on in the commute-and preferably when the maximum amount of people are around . We did this to a buddy once-hooked it to his left as we knew he wouldn't use it until he was in the middle of town!



Seems to me thinking about it now that hooking the horn to the backup light wire would also be good for a ha-ha... ... or the power wire to the wipers if you were expecting a rainstorm! My mind seems to be working in diabolical ways this AM!



Jason

 

[gitchesum]

Can of sardines with holes punched in the top

steel ty-wire(not that nylon stuff)

exhaust manifold



See where I'm going with this?

 

[Diesel Freak]

If you can get some, put some Silver Nitrate in the sweatband of his hard hat..... once the sun hits his bare skin that has been in contact with the AgNO3, it will turn black, and will not go away for at least a week

 

[BarryG]

About 20 years ago in retaliation of a previous prank he had played on me several weeks before. I filled this guys cab of his pickup truck with those styrofoam peanuts. You would be amazed how many will fit in there. Just get several large bags of them fill as much as you can with door open then just roll down the window a little and fill up the rest. Of course this meant war and the best part was he thought someone else did it and retaliated against them. We worked at a grocery store that was selling christmas trees and xmas was over so there were a dozen or so leftover trees. He found the biggest one a 12 footer. He tied it to the back of this guys car with 50 feet of wire. The guy drove off not even knowing he was pulling a 12 foot xmas tree behind him. Guy said he drove a couple miles before he even knew it.

 

[me4osu]

Ethyl Mercaptain

This is the stuff they put in Natural Gas to make it smell. We have easy access being in the gas compression business. (You might be interested in this one JHansen. )



One time we had a smart-a## welder on site that was too big to whip, so we got 1cc of ethyl mercaptain in a syringe with a 1" needle. His truck had wing windows and we were able to poke the needle through the weather strip for the wing window. Anyhow, one drop of that stuff on the floormat will make your eyes water so bad you have to drive with your head out the window.



BTW, the guy had to replace his floormats. Be sure not to get it on the carpet or the seats. That gets expensive.

 

[JHansen]

Yes I know all about mercapten-in my previous life I drove a tank truck-we used to haul quite a bit of condensate to the company terminal in Hardisty. They had an LPG frac plant onsite there as well-and a lot of the riser barrels contained mercapten in their initial existence. Some of those must have been under risers for 10 years or better, exposed to the elements every day, and steamed initially to boot-they still stunk! Thank God we don't have to play with that stuff at work-our LPG goes out unodorized.....



Good stunt though!



Jason

 

[LarryB]

Originally posted by The patriot

If you have the time (sounds like you do? :-laf ) splice a wire from his brake lights to his horn or from his turn signal wire.

This should scare the hell out of him once at least. :-laf

Eric

LOL:-laf

Connect the horn to the emergency flashers to add a little tension and confusion to his next emergency situation.

 

[The patriot]

Originally posted by Diesel Freak

If you can get some, put some Silver Nitrate in the sweatband of his hard hat..... once the sun hits his bare skin that has been in contact with the AgNO3, it will turn black, and will not go away for at least a week

I could get you some of this... ...

 

[The patriot]

Re: Ethyl Mercaptain

Originally posted by me4osu

This is the stuff they put in Natural Gas to make it smell. We have easy access being in the gas compression business. (You might be interested in this one JHansen. )



One time we had a smart-a## welder on site that was too big to whip, so we got 1cc of ethyl mercaptain in a syringe with a 1" needle. His truck had wing windows and we were able to poke the needle through the weather strip for the wing window. Anyhow, one drop of that stuff on the floormat will make your eyes water so bad you have to drive with your head out the window.



BTW, the guy had to replace his floormats. Be sure not to get it on the carpet or the seats. That gets expensive.

I thought it was TCP? We have this too!! A few drops on his shoes will do it.

 

[ftb87]

Ok, it he is a buddy... do you really want to push the relationship? In his eye's you did draw first blood. I think I would just buy some beer and call it a truce... . save your truck from any future damage.





I know I'm a party pooper .





Frank

 

[DarrellB]

WoW

So many good ideas I don't know where to start.



I picked up a 24" wide role of shrink rap at work lastnight so that is going to be wrapped around his house trailer when it gets warm enough for it to shrinkup in the sun. That should keep him bussy for a while trying to cut his way into his trailer. :{ The brake lights to the horn trick sounds good to, so this might have to be a multi part prank. Maybe spanning over two to three days or longer. :--)



Never, never, I meen never mess with a man's Dodge. #@$%!



It WAR I tell ya and I'm taking no prisoners. :--)



Don't worry, we've been doing this stuff to each other for years.



Thanks for all the good ideas.

Big D

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

Re: WoW

Originally posted by DarrellB

I picked up a 24" wide role of shrink rap at work lastnight so that is going to be wrapped around his house trailer when it gets warm enough for it to shrinkup in the sun. That should keep him bussy for a while trying to cut his way into his trailer. :{ The brake lights to the horn trick sounds good to, so this might have to be a multi part prank. Maybe spanning over two to three days or longer. :--)

Big D

Wait for a warm weekend. . go drinking the night before and get him snookered. . then wrap it while he sleeps. By the time he wakes up he wil be 'shrunk' inside it:-laf:-laf

 

[mimprevento]

Rattling Ram

Many years ago we obtained suitable revenge on a school official by dropping several ball bearings into his gas tank- the sound was reportedly dramatic- not sure if this will work with plastic tank- sounds like it might be overkill for some vaseline but war is war