Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
A fellow went to the doctor, who told him that he had a bad
illness and only a year to live. So the fellow decided to
talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation,
he asked his pastor if there was anything he could do.
"What you should do is go out and buy a late 70's or early
80's model Dodge pickup," said the pastor. "Then go get
married to the meanest woman you can find, and buy
yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of
Oklahoma. "
The fellow asked, "Will this help me live longer?"
"No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do
have seem like forever. "
illness and only a year to live. So the fellow decided to
talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation,
he asked his pastor if there was anything he could do.
"What you should do is go out and buy a late 70's or early
80's model Dodge pickup," said the pastor. "Then go get
married to the meanest woman you can find, and buy
yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of
Oklahoma. "
The fellow asked, "Will this help me live longer?"
"No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do
have seem like forever. "
