Oh my god-something is wrong with my truck

[csutton7]

a very nice lady in a early red 2 whl drive toyota pick up told me something is very wrong with my truck--it was smoking a lot:--) :--) can anybody help me figure it out ... . thanks ahead of time..... chris

 

[DEZLPWR]

Did you tell her you thought it was suffering from a bad case of bombitis??

 

[B.G. Smith]

Nice lady

I was in Lompoc year before last and this lady who was not real nice and was not in a red car told me something was wrong with my truck because it was running. I thought that was common occurance in that state? bg

 

[Cliffman]

Oh my god

LMFAO @ Chris . Ya know, something tells me that this really happened. dude, Ya really need to do something about all that smoke . what are you going to do? I think maybe we should hand out special sunglasses to block diesel smoke .

 

[Joseph Donnelly]

When someone asks that question while at your home, say, "no my truck doesn't smoke. Look at it, it's not smoking [well, it's not running either]. "



If you ever get caught again while it is running, explain patiently that it is not smoking much, because you can see out of the windshield just fine .

 

[Cliffman]

Saturday night pulls

So Chris, how'd ya do at the pulls Saturday night ? . wish I could have made that one.

 

[Puff]

Chris, you dummy, that was a pick-up line. That's the female equivalent of "So, haven't we met before. "



You blew it.

 

[csutton7]

Puff---dang it, round here you don't know if they are interested in ya or not, I guess I couldn't see thru the smoke to check her out properly--- really I think she wanted to mate her little red teryota with the big red ram----



Cliffman--4th or 5th--still have the front end shake which makes me shut down early--need to remedy that--need to limit the front suspension travel and I think the red ram will be back on track... . chris

 

[Extreme1]

Originally posted by Puff

You blew it.

That's an understatement!



A nice girl with her own truck that likes a smoking diesel!



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[csutton7]

she weren't that nice guys---nice meaning she just told me in a nice way that my truck had a problem due to the smoke--chris

 

[Chipstien]

Well that sucks. Oo.

 

[Jeff Knight]

Chris, Try hanging some weight on the front of your truck if you don't weigh to much. Jeff

 

[csutton7]

Jeff--they won't allow added weights at this time--so I've got to take other measures----chris

 

[MikeR]

Hey BG,



I know Lomoc quite well... but what in the he!! were you doing in that forsaken town??



-Mike

 

[Sled Puller]

I always tell people it is a California emission truck(it was) and this is what is coming!!!

 

[KatDiesel]

Moved this so the 12v guys that don't read the 24v engine forum can add their replies.

 

[LMautone]

My neighbor told my wife yesterday, " does your husband know his truck is very loud". My wife said, "Of course its a cummins deisel and thats what he wanted" I love it!

 

[Bill_L]

Chris,



I know what is wrong. . its all those parts that are on your truck that should be on mine instead. Maybe you should remove them all and bolt them on to mine

Bill

 

[B.G. Smith]

Lompoc

MikeR, my wife has a cousin who lives there, we stayed in the

RV park down by the river,matter of fact that is where the woman raised hell about my truck. bg

 

[Ben Rumson]

next time...

The next time some nice young lady in a red Toyota says your truck as a problem because it's smoking...



tell her that your truck ALWAYS HAS A SMOKE AFTERWARDS... !



But don't end there. Once she cools off a little, give her truck the once over and ask if she minds letting your truck have another round with her rig.



This should be sufficient to leave her speechless and the REAL problem should go away.



Be sure you play out the subtle nuiances - raising of one eye brow, scratching the pavement with one of your toes, hands in your pockets, casual facial expressions with a hint of mischief in your voice, etc.