Oh Those Bumper Stickers.

[Jeff H]

-Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
- I love cats... they taste like chicken.
Out of my brain. Back in five minutes
- Born free... Taxed to death.
-The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. ( applies to me )
- Laugh alone and the world thinks yer an idiot.
-Rehab is for quitters.
- Real women don't have hot flashes,they have power surges.
-I took an IQ test and the result were negative.
- IRS. We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
-Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill.
- A bartender it a pharmacist with a limeted inventory.
-Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
- Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
-i sourport publik edekashu.
- Beuty is in the eye of the beer holder.
-Keep honkin... I'm reloading.
Care to add a few of yours.

 

[Briar Hopper]

Roosevelt: A chicken in every pot
Eisenhower: 2 cars in every garage
Clinton: A fag in every pup tent

Visualize getting off your hippie @$$ and getting a job

When I grow up, I want to be a Kenworth

Porn Star (seeing a lot of variations of this sticker, lately in Ohio & Northern Kentucky)

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit

 

[dmurdock]

The Bill's from Texas will appreciate this coming from me...


"I may be fat, but your stupid, and I can diet!!!"

and another one which actually belongs on the back of a t-shirt for motorcycle riders
"If you can read this, then the bit&% fell off!"

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'01 Eth 3500 dually, no mods planned except maybe an amsoil filter & guages. See My Truck and also be sure to read What tools & methods to use for an easy 1st oil change!!!
"Be happy you don't get all the government you pay for. " -W. C. Fields

 

[The patriot]

"Visualize world police"
"Visualize whirlled peas"
How about "Visualise using your f**knig blinker"
Time for another tea party
Legalise freedom
Driver only carried $20. 00 worth of ammo
Everywhere you go... there ya are
Dont under estimate the stupidity of people in large numbers
No matter how good she looks, somebody somewhere is tired of her I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER
Do I look like a f**knig people person?
Everyone is an a$$hole until proven otherwise
My body is a temple 5 days a week. The other 2 it's an amusment park
I have the body of a God... . Budda
Shut the f**k up
*Free mustache rides*
US Govt philosophy: If it aint broke, fix it until it is

 

[Archive]

I saw this one... kind of a variant of the old rolaids commercial:

How do I spell relief?

D-I-V-O-R-C-E!!!

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Rob Hanson
1999 "Big Red", 3500 SLT QC 4X4 6 spd, 4. 10 LSD, Braided SS fuel lines, Mag-Hytec Rear Cover, Cummins E-Brake, Blue Box, Bosch 275HP injectors, All-steel Cowl Induction Hood, Rhino, Rosewood Kit, Scotty System, SportComp Gauges, TorkLift SuperHitch, Tekonsha Brake Controller, Rear Flood lights, Cobra CB, DeeZee Running Boards, BD 2WD Low kit, Air Lift bags and a Geno's "I tromped a Ford" decal. Member of BOMB! (WW NW Chapter)

MyPics.com (pics updated 10/14/00)

I'd rather be... .
Cummin than Strokin.

 

[gitchesum]

-A little revolution every now and then is good...
-Alimony? ... sounds kinda like "all yer money"
-As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
-BUY AMERICAN. (This bumper sticker made in Japan. )
-Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
-Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
-Drugs, crime, sex and money. God I love Congress...
-Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
-Graduate of the Mad Max School of Defensive Driving
-Happiness is owing the IRS $50,000 when you die
-I just got pulled over by the L. A. P. D. and boy am I beat.
-I'd go on welfare, but I'm not used to living that well!!
-If it's not broke, let me take a crack at it.
-Member ADA: Dyslexics Against Drugs (Just Say On!)


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Curtis Harris

FOR SALE
"Big Red" See Truck for Sale

MY NEW TOY
"The White Whale"
1997 Club Cab Dualie
correctly valved 5 speed. White, Brown Manf. brushguard,Sprayed in liner, Stock plate and AFC properly adjusted. That all for now. More to come. New Truck Site

 

[BV]

If ya don't like the way I drive?
Stay of the sidewalk

 

[Ramboy00]

This one was seen in Austin.

"We're all here because we're not all there. "

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'99 D3500, auto. , all options, totally stock, '99 40ft. Alfa Gold Triple-slide 5'er

 

[Iceman1]

Looking at the rear of "Ole Silver" on the left side of the bumper it says "PASSIN-SIDE" and on the right side of the bumper it says "CU-SIDE". Those that see the "CMNSPWR" tag in the middle know what that means too when the "CU-SIDE" applies to themmmmmmmm... ... .

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1997 3500 SLT, Ext cab, 5spd, TST #11, GV Aux Trans, BD exhaust, Kelderman Air Ride, 60 Gallon fuel tank, Clifford Security, Reese 20k 4way 5th wheel hitch, Boost/EGT gauges, K&N air filter, Rancho RS9000 shocks, Brush Guard, DZee full length running boards.

 

[outlawram]

I seen this one on a lifted truck.
-Low riders are for boys that cant get it up.

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1999 2500 white quad cab sport diesel. loaded, leather. JRE 4" Straight pipe,JRE injectors,K/N Filter,lund luner visor,lund wiper cowl,Westin nerf bars,silencer removed, 35" tires on 16. 5"x10" rims,bushwacker fender flares. Hadley air horns.

 

[Steve St.Laurent]

Iceman - CMNSPWR in the middle here too! Maybe we can meet up at an event sometime and get a picture of both rear's side by side!!


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-Steve St. Laurent - President of the Great Lakes TDR
'98 QC LB (CMNSPWR), 4x4, ISB, 5sp, 4. 10 LSD, TST Powermax, 275hp RV injectors, SW fuel pressure gauge, BD exhaust brake, Isspro turbo temp monitor, front Draw-Tite receiver, rear Draw-Tite class V receiver, BFG 285/75R16 AT KO's, (all the common stuff clipped)

 

[jwgary]

Ramboy, I saw this one in Austin too, and you should agree. "Drive courtiously, no one will know you are from Austin. "

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B I G O R A N G E AMBER-FIRE (BURNT ORANGE) / BRITE SILVER 2001(. 5), 2500, SLT, Q-CAB 4x4, SWB, AUTO, 3. 55, LSD, TOWING PACKAGE
ADD-ON'S: LINE-X, 1/4" STEEL LONGHORN HITCH COVER
ON ORDER: WESTIN NERF BARS

 

[Max340]

Originally posted by Doc Tinker:
Save a tree, wipe your *ss with an owl

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

If it smells good, eat it.

Kiss her where it smells, take her to New Jersey.

 

[DeezilDog]

Seen on my truck:

Yes this is my truck, No I will not help you move !

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'01 2500 Shorty 4x4 QC PATRIOT BLUE {Stereo is the only Mod, does this void my Warranty ? ; ) }

 

[rich m]

"Foat Wuth, Ah luv yew"

Get a grip! It was just a lane change!

got torque? (on mine)

got mud? --on a Cherokee

got sand? --on another Cherokee

Don't run your fingers over my truck! (and I won't run my truck over your fingers. ) --on mine #ad


A man and his truck; it's a beautiful thing. also on mine #ad


Real trucks are Diesel powered (on a 'stroke #ad
)

Passing side... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... . Suicide!
(on 2-3 semi's)

 

[The patriot]

This was seen on a loggers rig:
Spotted owl mobile home

I have to get this one:
If you've never seen an UZI shot from an opened car window, honk.
#ad

 

[BCFAST]

Will the last American out of Miami please bring the flag?

My kid beat up your honor student.

Welcome to Florida-now go home

 

[Jff24Gordn]

My future bro-in-law
My child was inmate of the month at the county jail.
he works at the county jail.

 

[Wirenut]

*How's my driving?... call 1-800-whogivesa****
*gas,cash, @ss, or grass... . nobody rides for free!
*I ate my other car.
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• '93 250 LE 4x4 5spd 4:10 Loaded,dual 5" chrome stacks,12cm² turbo,PW injectors,K&N,pyro/boost,US Gear E-Brake,tool box,CB,10" AR rims, 285/75/16 Bf goodrich. "wirenut_21529" on Yahoo Messenger
• '96 Ford B-Series school bus (5. 9 Cummins!)I'm gonna Bomb it!
• '94 GMC 2500 6. 5L Turbo

PICTURES.

[This message has been edited by Wirenut (edited 11-03-2000). ]

 

[BNSF # 1]

One of my personal favorites.

"Welcome to America -- Speak English"

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CJ in RSM, CA
2001 Dodge Ram 2500 SLT Quad Cab, 6spd,ETH,4x2,4. 10 Limited Slip, Trailer tow hitch, long bed