Oil.

[Amianthus]

There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in the USA. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil!! We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for this is purely geographical. All the oil is in Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Wyoming, etc.
All the dipsticks are in Washington, DC. #ad


(Got this in an email. Thought you might like it. )


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[Okie-Go]

I heard that before. One of my buddies in Oklahoma sent it to me.

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[Sled Puller]

Good one!
But just think if every vehicle doubled their oil drain in the whole country.
Anyone have the figures on that?

I would bet money the Arabs would not like that one bit!
Let'em eat sand for a month!
Gene

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[illflem]

You misspelled dipstick, it's more like dipshits.