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Subject: Unauthorized Dams





This was an actual letter sent to Ryan DeVries

from the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality, State of Michigan.

Wait till you read this guy's response-but read the letter before you

get to the response.



SUBJECT: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Montcalm

County



Dear Mr. DeVries



It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality

that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced

parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or

contractor who did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and

maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring

Pond.

A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A

review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been

issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in

violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource

and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994,

being sections 324. 30101 to 324. 30113 of the Michigan Compiled Laws,

annotated.

The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially

failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at

downstream locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently

hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to

cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the

stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the

dams from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be completed no

later than January 31 2002. Please notify this office when the

restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled

by our staff.



Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity

on the site may result in this case being referred for elevated

enforcement action. We anticipate and would appreciate your full

cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office

if you have any questions.



Sincerely, David L. Price District Representative Land and Water

Management Division ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





RESPONSE





Dear Mr. Price,



Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Montcalm County



Your certified letter dated 12/17/97 has been handed to me to respond to.



First of all, Mr. Ryan De Vries is not the legal landowner and/or

contractor at 2088 Dagget, Pierson, Michigan. I am the legal owner and a

couple of beavers are in the (unauthorized) process of constructing and

maintaining two wood "debris" dams across the outlet stream of my Spring

Pond.



While I did not pay for, authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I

think they would be highly offended that you call their skillful use of

natural building materials "debris. " I would like to challenge your

department to attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any

place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no way you could

ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam

ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam

work ethic.



As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must

first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam

activity. My first dam question to you is (1) Are you trying to

discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers or (2) do you require all

beavers throughout this State to conform to said dam request? If you are

not discriminating against these particular beavers, through the Freedom

of Information Act, I request completed copies of all those other

applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued. Perhaps we will see

if there really is a dam violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams,

of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the

Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324. 30101 to 324. 30113 of the

Michigan Compiled Laws, annotated.



I have several concerns. My first concern is - aren't the beavers

entitled to legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially

destitute and are unable to pay for said representation -- so the State will have

to provide them with a dam lawyer. The Department's dam concern that either

one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event causing flooding

is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which the Department is

required to protect. In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond

Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling their dam names.



If you want the stream "restored" to a dam free-flow condition - pleae

contact the beavers - but if you are going to arrest them (they obviously

did not pay any attention to your dam letter being unable to read

English). In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to

build their unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is

green and water flows downstream. They have more dam right than I do to

live and enjoy Spring Pond.



If the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Protection lives

up to its name, it should protect the natural resources (Beavers) and the

environment (Beavers' Dams. ) So, as far as the beavers and I are

concerned, this dam case can be referred for more elevated enforcement

action right now. Why wait until 1/31/2002? The Spring Pond Beavers may

be under the dam ice then and there will be no way for you or your dam staff

to contact/harass them then.



In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention a real

environmental quality (health) problem in the area. It is the bears.

Bears are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be

persecuting the defecating bears and leave the beavers alone. If you are

going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step! (The bears are not

careful where they dump!)



Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact

you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam

office.



Sincerely, Stephen L. Tvedten
 
That's dam good! ROFLMAO..... whish more people would do that to goverment officials. true or not, it's still funny!



Glenn
 
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